This deranged con job proves what sneering Republicans think of Americans
I am so done with this whole Mitch McConnell thing.
Weâre now past six weeks of this ridiculous crap, and the silence surrounding the Kentucky senatorâs condition long ago eclipsed the point of disturbing to become completely absurd and intolerable. But that just seems to be the Republican way. All we get are vague justifications and likely manipulated âproof of lifeâ photos rather than actual explanations.
Has McConnell been struck mute? Is he in a fugue state? Is he deceased? If the answers to all three are âNo,â then there is zero reason why he shouldnât be able to appear in a video to explain what the hell is actually going on with him.
Yet not even the disempowered Democratic Kentucky governor, Andy Beshear, has been able to communicate with or receive a genuine update on McConnellâs condition.
This thing all began on June 14, when paramedics reportedly responded to a brief loss of consciousness from a fall at McConnellâs home. His office issued a fuzzy statement that day about a subsequent hospitalization, without explaining more.
And there hasnât been a whole lot thatâs made sense since. A couple of people independently reported phantom 20-minute conversations with the senator during which he was supposedly sentient and alert, but evidently not so much that he could actually communicate with the outside world.
Then on July 12 came The Photo That Launched a Million Memes. The one with a smiling McConnell sitting up in a hospital bed dressed in a red-checkered shirt, a copy of that morningâs Washington Post in his lap, his sometimes-devoted wife Elaine Chao by his side. The photoâs authenticity was purportedly confirmed, but who among us really believes that?
Somehow, a clarifying statement from McConnellâs office on Monday, designed to update us on the senatorâs condition, managed to clarify nothing at all. It noted that he wouldnât be returning to work this week, while quoting him as saying, âIâm still working hard to get back to my full schedule of work in the Senate and in Kentucky, keeping up with my intense physical therapy per my doctorsâ orders. Unfortunately, that means I wonât be able to make it to Fancy Farm, Kentucky this Saturday.â
An accompanying statement noted that McConnell was ânot yet medically clearedâ to leave the mysterious rehab facility where he was being treated. It also featured the obligatory smiling photo of him being comforted by his wife.
If we donât trust the legitimacy of anything going on here, of course, itâs their own damn fault. The Republicans have shown themselves to be lying sacks of garbage, and this McConnell mystery fiasco pours more fuel atop that.
Weâve since heard that McConnell is now mostly afflicted only with a mild case of pneumonia. But if thatâs all it is, Iâve never heard of a case of pneumonia that prevents you from going on camera.
You know who would never allow this insanity to move forward were the situation reversed and it was a Democrat pulling this disappearing act? Mitch McConnell, thatâs who. Say what you will about the man being (having been?) a duplicitous, cheating scoundrel who plays (played?) by no oneâs rules but his own; he doesnât (didnât?) take any of this kind of crap from anyone.
Meanwhile, Governor Beshear has been neutered by his Republican-controlled state legislature into oblivion. Weâve all heard about how the party is stalling any announcement or info about McConnell until August 3, the date after which an immediate special election canât be called to fill the seat. But who knows what the real motive here is?
Some people obviously know whatâs going on, and they arenât saying a word. Itâs just unbelievable. How can this be legal? Itâs obviously not moral or ethical â further evidence that this rogue cult does whatever it wants and always seems to get away with it.
Like so much thatâs happened during the Trump years, this is completely unacceptable. And yet the Democrats, even as they scream and shout to try to change up the narrative, accept it.
Weâre all being institutionally gaslit with outrageous political theater. Every carefully worded statement about the health of a man who has vanished from view seems engineered to answer every question except the one everyone is asking. Itâs as if the Republicans have invented a new medical specialty: strategic ambiguity.
Imagine applying a similar standard of non-information in other areas of life
Your airline pilot pauses on the runway for 15 minutes without saying a word. A flight attendant gets on the PA and calmly says, âOur pilot has consulted with experts and remains fully committed to todayâs flight.â
The surgeon who is about to perform your colonoscopy freezes during pre-op for half an hour before youâre put under anesthesia. No one bothers to tell you whatâs going on.
âEverything OK?â you finally ask.
A hospital publicist enters the room to assure you, âThe doctor appreciates your concern and looks forward to continuing a distinguished career.â
Your Uber driver steers your car into a lake. It begins filling with water.
âWhat happened?â you ask.
âThe vehicle remains operational,â comes the reply from the nonplussed driver.
At some point, language itself becomes parody. And thatâs where weâre at now with the McConnell debacle.
When someone occupies one of the most consequential positions in American government, as McConnell does â helping shape policy, judicial appointments, budgets, and the lives of 342.7 million Americans â the public has a legitimate interest in knowing whether that person can perform the job. We deserve to know whether or not that person is comatose or still drawing breath. Thatâs democracy.
Instead, weâre handed the political equivalent of a shrug.
Weâre all just expected to ignore what we can plainly see while accepting the official explanation that somehow manages to explain nothing.
Itâs the same exhausting script over and over: trust us, donât ask questions, your eyes are mistaken, Senator McConnell is on the road to recovery. If he isnât, weâll let you know when we feel like it.
Itâs really a masterpiece of misinformation, manipulation and deception on a grand scale, designed to keep us all in the dark. The McConnell situation is much like the one surrounding the war in Iran. Covertness and subterfuge carry the day, and so a senatorâs condition is turned into a spectator sport. Information is withheld just enough to keep speculation alive, then the press and public are scolded for speculating.
The whole thing clearly is designed to drive us all stark-raving bonkers. Chaos, after all, is the point. And so in the case of McConnell, weâre left groping for answers that are as elusive as the gatekeepers themselves.
If the senator is healthy enough to continue serving, which seems highly unlikely, explain why heâs not around. If he isnât, say why. If the situation is evolving, tell us. Adults can handle complexity. It honestly shouldnât be this difficult.
What we canât reconcile is an endless procession of half-truths and non-truths in which reality itself is treated as classified information.
(Ray Richmond is a longtime journalist/author and an adjunct professor at Chapman University in Orange, CA.)
Republican presidential nominee and former U.S. President Donald Trump reacts as a scoreboard in the background displays "Trump 45" and "Trump 47", referring to Trump as the nation's 45th president and his bid to become the 47th president, during a rally in Greensboro, North Carolina, U.S. October 22, 2024. REUTERS/Carlos Barria
Republican presidential nominee and former U.S. President Donald Trump reacts as a scoreboard in the background displays "Trump 45" and "Trump 47", referring to Trump as the nation's 45th president and his bid to become the 47th president, during a rally in Greensboro, North Carolina, U.S. October 22, 2024. REUTERS/Carlos Barria
Republican presidential nominee and former U.S. President Donald Trump reacts as a scoreboard in the background displays "Trump 45" and "Trump 47", referring to Trump as the nation's 45th president and his bid to become the 47th president, during a rally in Greensboro, North Carolina, U.S. October 22, 2024. REUTERS/Carlos Barria
