This smug MAGA baby's insane freak out proves they're worried sick
This week, women watched our voting rights being ritualistically gutted by the mediocre MAGA men on the Supreme Court. At the same time, we’ve witnessed multiple MAGA sycophants publicly declare their love for a convicted felon Epstein Bestie who whines when anyone makes a joke about him.
Acting Attorney General Todd “Thank You Sir, May I Have Another” Blanche proved himself to Trump by moving Jeffrey Epstein’s side piece and fellow sex trafficking rapist, Ghislaine Maxwell, to a Club Fed instead of putting her on Death Row where she belongs. Here’s Blanche--clearly just seconds after extracting himself from his new office inside Trump’s alimentary canal--giving Juliet’s balcony soliloquy a run for its money.
Ew. My cringe has cringe.
Another Trump suck-up who sucks at his job is CNN’s resident smug frat boy, Scott Jennings. Aside from being the worst part of every panel discussion helmed by the long-suffering Abby Phillip, who really should have had enough by now, Jennings has never once landed a point based on facts.
Like all mediocre MAGA “men,” Jennings is easily baited and triggered, mainly because there’s a part of him that knows Trump is all of the worst things. But Jennings isn’t being paid to be authentic; he’s paid to scream over anyone who dares to speak ill of Dear Leader.
Jennings was famously owned by Leigh McGowan, aka “I Am Politics Girl,” during a segment where he showcased his patented MAGA disregard for facts and human life.
That exchange led to this screenshot, which now lives on my phone because we are all Leigh whenever Scott Jennings opens his smug frat boy mouth.
But then the internet got another gift on Thursday night, thanks to another gifted political commentator, Adam Mockler. A rising star in the Democratic influencer space, the 23-year-old Mockler was speaking truthfully about the situation in Iran when Jennings began to use his usual smug tactics. Aside from talking over Mockler, Jennings muttered something about him “being up past his bedtime,” because the show airs at 10 P.M.
And then this happened.
Yes, the same smug frat boy who whines about Democrats being mean to Trump dropped an expletive live on CNN because he’s a giant babyman.
The Jennings/Mockler moment set off a social media firestorm, with the kind of meme game that could make you appreciate that the internet exists. They don’t even need words to capture the MAGA default setting of self-victimization anytime the truth about Trump hurts their delicate snowflake feelings.
“Mooommm! He’s telling the truth about Trump again!”
Or, “Moooomm! He took the last piece of meat loaf, and you said I could have it!”
This one is also good and embarrassing for him, because you can see how the father of four sons probably treats his own kids.
Jennings whined that Adam’s hand was “in his face, which clearly isn’t the case, but at least we have this evergreen reply to him from now on.
Seriously, for one second, you thought, “Oh, I love the internet!”
The fallout from this encounter is accumulating A LOT of MAGA snowflakes on the ground, by Smug Scotty’s fellow Trumpsimp, FCC sycophant Brendan Carr, was tweeting on Friday night about how he would essentially let Trump punch someone in the face while dropping F bombs, but Jimmy Kimmel isn’t allowed to say that Melania Trump has “the glow of an expectant widow.”
Brendan seems to have forgotten he once had a firm grasp on how the First Amendment works. I’ve repeatedly asked him what’s changed for him over the last seven years, because the Constitution remains the same, but he keeps ignoring me to chat with his fellow MAGA bullies instead. Weird!
Feel free to screenshot that and use it to haunt Brendan Carr’s replies, because MAGA receipts are my favorite kind of receipts. Using their own words against them will forever be the best tactic.
Trump held another ego rally on Friday night at The Villages, aka Ground Zero for Geriatric MAGA, because his approval rating is at an historic low and he has to show the world he can still draw a crowd. Only a full-on cult would accept this behavior from the Commander-In-Chief of the allegedly most powerful military on Earth.
Donny Dementia once again bragged about acing a cognitive test that no other president ever had to take because no one was concerned their brains had turned to rancid tapioca pudding. He also did an impression of what he classified as a transgender woman weightlifter. Just imagine the reaction from MAGA if any Democrat behaved like this.
But as a result, we have this to use at our leisure to show MAGA what their guy really looks like instead of those AI memes he posts in the middle of the night, where he has defined abs and friends.
Trump was joined by another mediocre MAGA man, “Dr.” Phil McGraw, whom we wouldn’t know existed without Oprah (Same for Dr. Oz, and really, that’s two YUGE strikes, ma’am).
To his credit, Trump fully checked out as soon as Foghorn Leghorn really got going.
Instead of being embarrassed by any of Trump’s antics, MAGA will just keep bullying anyone who challenges their cult narratives. They wrap themselves in their false pearl-clutching manufactured MAGA outrage and act all put-upon if you make them face the reality they’ve been willfully ignoring for over a decade.
Just like Dear Leader.
