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I'd Like The Salmon, Please - Minus The Fish

imageRod Dreher has stumbled upon the startling realization that old, failing malls usually become the "black mall" before going totally defunct. And it's a phenomenon, to his credit, he's interested in exploring. Decidedly not to his credit, he doesn't really want to know the actual reasons, but instead something else entirely:

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Brent Bozell retaliates for the mythical war on Christmas with a war on humor

The annual tradition has begun---right wing pundits are stirring up shit with their gullible readers by declaring that there's a "war on Christmas". You'd be hard pressed to find a better example than the mythical war on Christmas to demonstrate that culture warriors are a cynical, disingenuous bunch who make up issues to get excited about to distract people from the real Republican war on people who aren't rich. That said, I do think that Brent Bozell really is as upset as he comes across in this temper tantrum of a column. Because the Colbert Report expertly dismantled the scare tactics of the right in the video above---they actually managed to get Toby Keith to sing a song about fighting for the right in the war on Christmas, and it's hysterical. It's so funny, in fact, that it caused Bozell's anus to constrict violently around the giant stick that's crammed up there, and I suspect he got splinters.

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The un-holiday

Marc and I were planning to go visit his mother for Thanksgiving, but alas, there was a mix-up where she didn't realize we were coming and we didn't realize she was flying to Seattle until it was too late. So we stayed home and had an un-holiday, which is something I love. Or call it a stay-cation, as someone on Twitter did. Holiday breaks are, unless you're a government employee, usually too short and completely dominated by family obligations and other hustle and bustle. All in all, holidays are not a sufficient break from the everyday for most people, but another round of responsibilities, and perversely a quadrupling of American vices of overconsumption and sloth. And even Americans who have proper vacations---which are few, since most people's lean vacation time is eaten up by family obligations if they get it at all---tend to be unable to break the cycle, and spend their vacations over-eating, sitting around, and doing lots of tourist-y shit that's emotionally unsatisfying but does produce photographs to prove you did it, not that anyone cares. It's depressing.

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This Is The Way To Do It

Every store I've ever been to on Black Friday has a pretty simple mechanism called "a line" that allows people to enter stores in a manner that's not deadly.

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Sign of times

Of course, I hold Wal-Mart completely responsible for the tragic death of an employee who was trampled to death by a line of 200 people who were waiting for the store to open the doors so they could get the early bird specials. They know what kind of crowds show up, and in fact, they go out of their way to advertise their specials in a way to encourage out-of-control behavior.

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Friday Genius Ten "A Day Without Writing" Edition

I decided not to really write anything yesterday, just to take the day off. Of course, that doesn't mean I don't do work, because I'm a little messed up, but it was good to think, "What do I need to get done besides writing?" In the evening, I realized that my MP3 collection really is a shambles. Specifically, there's a lot of stuff I copied off my big folder of mix CDs (some I made, some others made for me) that I haven't labeled, plus stuff that's labeled, but badly. I got through what looks to be 30% of that stuff last night, concentrating on stuff that had no labels at all. Most of that stuff I have on CD somewhere, but I found one song that I had thought I had lost in the various moves and computer switches and losing CDs through scratching them up. I was ecstatic, because this song isn't exactly the easiest track in the world to find, which is a shame, because it's got a loopy brilliance to it. And by "loopy brilliance", I of course mean it's a Joe Meek track, a song he recorded with The Sharades. It's called "Dumb Head", and it's got all sorts of things I love---60s girl group, weirdness, and really obnoxious synthesizers that don't try to sound like anything else.

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Holiday quick post

It's hard to write anything cheeky and fun for the holiday in light of recent events. Our thoughts are with the victims and their families of the Mumbai terrorist attacks.

The economist who resembled a bad penny

So, Larry Summers got into a job as an economic advisor to Obama, which is sort of a backdoor entrance, considering the progressive wing of the party protested the very idea of Summers as the Secretary of the Treasury. I've felt wishy-washy about him having a role in the Obama administration from the get-go. On one hand, he is a repeat offender of neoliberalism, a centrist whose own self-regard made him disdain a lot of good liberal ideas he should have taken more seriously. On the other hand, he's smart and experienced, and we need those things during an economic crisis. More to the point, while he hasn't apologized or anything like that, he's been on a repentance journey of sorts, admitting that vast economic inequalities in a society is bad for the economy. This NY Times article by David Leonhardt is a good overview, and summarizes the situation as thus:

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Don't be That Guy

For the idiots on this thread who are trying to use feminist opposition to sexual harassment and assault as a way to "prove" that feminists have some secret agenda against male lust, I offer a funny story from my college years that has always demonstrated to me why men with healthy, mature sexualities should be aligned with feminists on this issue.

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Don't Believe Your Lying Everything

Liberals made up heterosexual AIDS because they hate Jesus. And here I was thinking that we made it up because we hated heterosexuals. Thanks, Dennis Prager!

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New video: Crisis pregnancy centers

Crisis pregnancy centers, where anti-choicers think they're being nice to you because they're just trying to trick you into having a baby, instead of threatening you and blocking the door to the clinic.

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Objectivists seeking love

New York Magazine put out an article early this month that excerpted ads from TheAtlasphere.com, an Ayn Rand fan dating site. I fail to see how any comments of mine could make these any more entertaining than they are. A sample:

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Creative misogynists still unable to imagine letting go of the hate

Salon has an article up about a popular (because it's still largely legal) form of sexual harassment/assault known by its wannabe rapist fans as "upskirting". It's interesting---Tracy Clark-Flory dances around the words "assault" and "harassment", probably because she doesn't want the inevitable deluge of men who are defensive of their declining rights to force themselves on women.

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