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Joe The Plumber's Fifteen Minutes Are Just About Up

According to Joey Joe Joe Junior Plumbadoo, Barack Obama wants to kill Israel.

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It really isn't that confusing

It took me far too long to work up the enthusiasm to watch this video I just posted about Joe Biden's and the VAWA. It was 6 minutes, and I thought I knew all I needed to know, and so I didn't watch it until today. That was a mistake. I did learn some things from it (mostly how Biden had worked much harder on this legislation than even I realized), but mostly I was impressed at how much they managed to accomplish in 6 minutes---the video humanizes the issues, addresses the common objection to law enforcement interfering with domestic abuse (which is that the responsibility belongs to victims to leave), promotes the Obama/Biden ticket, and more interestingly, makes an argument for the good that government can do when politicians take their job to work for the people seriously. In the face of the power-mad blitzkrieg of bullshit coming from McCain/Palin, I can honestly say this video felt refreshing.

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Professional fundies squeal over Prop 8 -- and the end of the world

In the NYT, the Beltway Dominionists are soiling their diapers at the prospect of the defeat of Prop 8. This is their last stand, and are declaring that religious persecution is around the corner unless it passes. In fact, owner of the KKK's mailing list, and Family Research Council honcho Tony Perkins declares that this battle over marriage equality is more meaningful than the presidential election.

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Define "freedom"

Scott Swenson has an interesting piece about the way that the right has warmed up so much to the use of lies to push their agenda that they've gotten so thick in it that they probably have problems telling lies from the truth.

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I Want Money (That's What I Want)

imageI suppose that yes, if you structure your entire life around A.) earning a lot of money and B.) doing everything in your power to pay as many taxes as possible on that money then slightly higher tax rates will, in fact, fuck you over.

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I Thought "Pickaninny" Was A Perfectly Acceptable Name

When Barack Obama says that the Constitution was fundamentally flawed when it was written, he actually has a problem with this obscure part of the Constitution - Article 1, §2, Paragraph 3:

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Borrowed authority

Kathryn Joyce sent me this article from Alternet as an exercise in laughing at the Internet Tough Guys who tend to go apeshit whenever anyone questions the toxic masculinity that holds their allegiance, and believe me, the comments on it went from hilarious to just sickening. Because we're talking about the myth of "man as caveman" (which tends to pair of neatly with the illogical myth that women are somehow more civilized, as if one half of the species could evolve without the other half)---which is used to defend everything from rape to male cheating (as if female cheating doesn't exist) to, and I suspect this is most important to myth proponents, making your wife feel bad for daring to be older than 16---the internet hooligans went bananas. I think this Nice Guy® whining is my favorite:

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Barack Obama Wants Your Children's Hearts...Preferably Still Beating

imageBarack Obama's website now features a section for kids.

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Fruit flies, post-abortion syndrome, and other adventures in wingnut hostility to science

Apparently, Sarah Palin's mocking fruit fly research in her stump speeches about those horrible earmarks that escape during the middle of the night to molest children and use up the last part of your toilet paper roll without replacing it. As Kevin Berger notes, anyone with a 5th grade education should be able to realize that "fruit fly" is pretty much a huge red flag that the research is genetic research.* Hostility to genetic research is really rich coming from Palin, whose mystique for the wingnut base wouldn't really be possible without it. After all, if there wasn't a process of genetically testing fetuses for abnormalities, Palin wouldn't have found out that her baby was going to be born with Down's syndrome, and then wouldn't have had the choice to consider abortion, and then wouldn't have been able to carry on and secure her status as an anti-choice martyr. Her ingratitude to the scientists who developed genetic testing should be a reminder of the giant hypocrisies to come if stem cell research turns up any treatments. I have zero doubt that the same people hollering about how stem cells are little bitty babies will be lining up to be injected with little bitty babies should they require it to treat or even cure a debilitating illness. And therefore these idiots can rail against science, because they know that the pro-science side is ethically bound to ensure services for everyone. You don't have to sign a statement refusing to protest women's clinics before you get an abortion---no, you can sneak in one day and be back screaming about baby killers in front of the clinic the next. A long-standing opposition to stem cell research won't mean that anyone will be refused life-saving treatments that come from it.

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Zombie Walk coincides with Palin appearance in Asheville

“I mean, when you see 700 shambling dead zombies walking toward the Civic Center up the bridge, it would probably get the Secret Service's attention. So we gave them a heads up on it to make sure they know we're not doing any kind of protest or (are a) threat in anyway.”

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