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Black People: Scary, Lying And Probably Terrorists
The New York Post has a startling story on a man who filled out an astonishing 72 voter registrations for the nefarious group ACORN. The reason I use all of those adjectives is because this story is otherwise really stupid and completely pointless, but descriptive words draw the reader in.
In 2000, when I was registering to vote, I registered at least three times - I'd never done it before, and the Board of Elections was so slow getting confirmation back to me that I assumed the registration didn't go through. There was no nefarious scheme to vote multiple times, just a nervous first time voter who wanted to make sure I'd be able to vote in the first place. The story above can't even make the case that the voter in question intended to in any way vote more than once - just that he filled out the same form a bunch of times at the canvasser(s)' request.
If there's so much concern over what amounts to a bureaucratic logjam, then can any of our "voter fraud" obsessives please tell us how any group is to register people without gathering any duplicates or potentially false registrations? And, given the legal requirements to hand in registrations without tampering, what should ACORN or any other group do to prevent this from happening short of not registering people to vote?
Oh...wait, oh, yes. That's the point. The verifiable instances of actual vote fraud are so few and far between that conservatives are left fighting over registrations. If ACORN or any other group throws out even one real registration, they taint their entire operation and ruin any credibility they would have ever had to register any other voter - ever. The purpose of this is to discredit the very act of mass voter registration, particularly in lower-income and minority communities. Eventually Our First Black President will be deemed illegitimate on the grounds of a horde of ghetto thugs gaming the electoral system through a massively orchestrated vote-fraud scheme (why, exactly, one of the most dispirited and least-involved segments of the voting public would suddenly rise up and generate hundreds of thousands of fraudulent votes based on someone asking them to fill out more than one registration remains to be seen, but hey look William Ayers), leading us to conclude that his entire election was a far-left fraud perpetrated by socialist terrorist Negroes who stood in the way of the nice white lady becoming Almost-President.
And thus, he will truly become Blackazoid.
Saturday Night Live, take notes
That guy you've got playing Obama plays him like he's kind of dumb. That's just a bad idea. How about this guy?
Friday Genius Ten "All Your Temper Tantrums Are Belong To Us" Edition
Awesome and hopefully correct analysis of the Obama campaign trying to provoke John McCain into one of his famous temper tantrums during the next debate. It's worth mentioning that the Bush campaign delivered the mortal blow in South Carolina by agitating McCain's famous short temper. Of course, they were dirtier about it, spreading rumors that McCain's daughter is the product of an extra-marital affair with a black woman and that his stint as a POW left him mentally unstable. Obama's just calling him a coward, which is fair, because McCain is in fact a coward.
Anyway, continuing the random ten by using the Genius function on my iTunes. Play along in comments, or leave the traditional random ten.
Original song: "Shockadelica" by Prince. I couldn't find an original on video, but Ween quotes the song extensively in their song "Let Me Lick Your Pussy", to the point where it's basically a cover song.
Genius gave me a superb mix:
1) "I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got"---Bettye LaVette (a Sinead O'Connor cover, which is funny, because O'Connor's most famous song is a Prince cover)
2) "Super Stupid'---Funkadelic
3) "Do Right Woman, Do Right Man"---Aretha Franklin
4) "Anti Love Song"---Betty Davis
5) "Take A Letter Maria"---R.B. Greaves
6) "Poet"---Sly and the Family Stone
7) "We Party Hearty"---LTD w/ Jeffrey Osborne
8) "Champagne and Wine"---Otis Redding
9) "Slave to the Rhythm"---Grace Jones
10) "We Can Work It Out"---Stevie Wonder (Beatles cover)
Lauren turned me onto "Anti Love Song", which sounds like it was made about, oh, yesterday, because it sounds so fresh. But it was actually recorded in 1973.
The Bettye LaVette album I've Got My Own Hell To Raise is something a reader sent me, and it's amazing. She's a great soul singer covering a diverse group of songs that have female songwriters in common. Her version of "I Do Not Want" is acapella. It's stunning. There's two songs on this, "Sleep To Dream", and then "I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got", under the fold.
She completely remakes some great country music, too. Here's her version of Lucinda Williams' "Joy" (also "Let Me Down Easy")
And Dolly Parton's "Little Sparrow".
And for you cat lovers, here is a picture of Molly engaging in one of her hobbies, which is blissing out on the sweet, sweet smell of a stinky shoe.
An overhead shot where she looks guilty, which makes sense. Something that feels as good as foot smell wafting through your nostrils can't be right, can it?
McCain/Palin Mob, Part 2: more aggressive ignorance
Tim Russo has part two of the McCain/Palin Mob in Strongsville, OH (part 1 here), where he interviews wingers outside of a Bible Spice rally, asking them the question "Do you think Barack Obama is a terrorist?" Tim:
This video includes a family who believes Barack Obama is a terrorist. They brought an Obama doll, to show he’s a “puppet”, and when asked why, their small child says “you need gloves to touch him”. Bonus footage of 2 closeted gays - see if you can tell which ones!Bottom line - I have never seen such a dangerous group of people at a presidential rally, so willing to announce their views to a guy holding a camera, and so transparently up to no good. These people are very easily incited, as we have seen, and they need to be exposed.
In particular, a woman, who teaches her own child, that the next president of the United States is so vile that “you need gloves to touch him” needs to be put on video, and see how her views look in the light of day. I don’t know how anyone can teach their own child this level of hate.
These people are boldly ignorant.
Some select quotes in response to "Do you think Barack Obama is a terrorist?":
Woman 1: "He's a domestic terrorist."
Tim: "So why did John McCain stand onstage with him?"
Woman 1: "Because he's an honest, good man."
Woman 2: "Sarah [Palin] is a normal woman."
Tim: "and Barack is...?"
Woman 2: "He's a politician, a seasoned politician."
Tim: "That doesn't make him normal?"
Woman 2: "No...no...how many politicians are there versus normal people?
Tim: "Sarah's one."
Woman 2: "She's a politician but she's more on the normal side."
Woman 3: "SHE'S A WOMAN!!"
***
Tim: "How long have you known Sarah Palin?"
Woman 4 (carrying a Barack Obama doll/puppet): "All my life."
A man next to her is carrying a sign that says "NObama, my Grandma said, "You are the company you keep." Tim asks "what company are you referring to." The man says: "the likes of guys like Bill Ayers."
***
Man #2: "I think he's a Communist and a Marxist...I think he was indoctrinated by the teachings of his father."
Tim: "You know he only saw his father twice in his entire life."
Man #2: "The teachings of his father...not personally."
Another video of conservative crazies spewing bile is after the jump. And look at this dude at a Waukesha, Wisconsin town hall, spurred on by fellow -- ahem -- enthusiastic McCainiacs shouting "USA, USA" really lost it. What will they do if Obama wins?
Right wing nutcase to McCain: "When you have an Obama, Pelosi and the rest of the hooligans up there gonna run this country we got to have our heads examined. It's time that you two are representing us and we ARE MAD."
I'm beginning to think that these clips of the crazies are of the up-till-now hidden Freepi. I think those folks are so desperate and angry that they are showing their faces in public for the first time. Scary people.
Countering the pro-Prop 8 ads -- the clock is running out
The latest ad from Protectmarriage.com throws the legal right for same-sex couples to marry in Massachusetts as an example of the disaster that awaits the Golden State unless Prop 8 is passed.
Little Girl: "Mom, guess what I learned in school today?"
Mother: "What, sweetie?"
Mother: "I learned how a prince married a prince and I can marry a princess."
Professor Richard Peterson, Pepperdine University School of Law: "Think it can't happen? It's already happened. When Massachusetts legalized gay marriage, schools began teaching second graders that boys can marry boys. The courts ruled that parents had no legal right to object.
Voiceover: "Under California law, public schools instruct kids about marriage. Teaching children about gay marriage will happen here unless we pass Proposition 8. Vote Yes on 8.
OK, there are several problems with this ad...
Just a few obvious ones:
* Bringing up Massachusetts, where equality hasn't resulted in a rise in the destruction of the family, an increase in the incidence of homosexuality in children or rampant sexual lawlessness is absurd and undermines their argument.
* The ad is correct in asserting that parents have lost in the courts when attempting to use a personal objection to extending civil rights to gay and lesbian couples, but that objection shouldn't hold water in a court of law. Are the pro-8 people saying that if parents don't like seeing an interracial couple in a textbook, they should be able to ban that as well?
* If it's all about the children, then what is the fallback position of the pro-8 people in regards to the already strong domestic partnership laws in the state, which, if Prop 8 passed, would merely mean that inclusive teaching about DPs would receive equivalence in the classroom to marriage. We already know they object to that as well.
So this is really about the revoking the civil right of a group of Californians for no other reason except personal objections to the use of the word marriage to describe it? Please.
Come on No On 8 people -- this ad deserves a smackdown. Its posturing is ludicrous.
Now, all that said -- the framing of the ad is well-executed, and for the folks on the fence, it's benign enough to have an impact. That's what we're fighting against -- inertia, and the fact that the last high-profile public statement by either presidential ticket was Joe Biden and Sarah Palin agreeing that they are against same-sex marriage.
This makes it hard to create a 30-second commercial that can peel back the gulf of differences between the tickets on equality matters, and what the negative impact of the long-term strategy (marriage will be decided in SCOTUS and they all know it) on the shorter-term strategy of extending rights in states where it is politically feasible. This is extremely tough to do in an election year. I have no idea what the perfect pitch needs to be to break through to the average voter out there.
Do you have suggestions as to how to frame a response?
Related:
Had a not great day, part 2
Perhaps the planets are aligning in the wrong way, because I also had an awful day. But it was the kind of day I'm sure most of you out there are familiar with. Peace.
The Sex Will Have Been Great, Says Your Date's Press Secretary
Sarah Palin preemptively clears herself in Troopergate. Because apparently you can do that now.
The Corner Is A Giant Canister Of Fucking Stupid
For some reason, I decided to sit through this pit of awkward National Review desperation coupled with Jim Geraghty's awful haircut brushed into what can only be called a giant turd bang:
Jump to about 8:00 in, where Geraghty starts talking about early voting in Ohio:
"And the other thing is, and this is my most controversial one, this is the one where, um, where viewers out there are entitled to be skeptical. Early voting just finished in Ohio. The total there was about 28,000. That is out of 8.2 million. So you're looking at somewhere between 3/10ths of one percent and 4/10ths of one percent. That's an astonishingly low number. People were saying that they wanted to get people out for this early voting period that just concluded. Mark, any guess of what's going on over there?"
Mark Hemingway replies:
"I have no idea, but I will say that that in and of itself is a very interesting piece of evidence. If there's anything out there that would suggest that this Obama turnout machine that they've been throwing millions of dollars at and Democrats have been building up for eight years now may not be this fear, you know, monster that's going to swallow us all. That's really potent and really telling."
There's only one problem with this. Everything Geraghty said was totally and without fail wrong.
Early voting in Ohio is still ongoing. What just ended was a statutory overlap that allowed same-day registration and voting. Early voting continues until November 3rd, meaning that Geraghty is either dumb (yes) or dishonest (yes), or just wants to add a little bit of clusterfucky confusion to an already burdensome voting process (double yes).
Then, there's the 28,000 number, which probably comes from this story.
Statewide totals weren't available, but a check of the five counties with the most voters showed that of the nearly 28,500 people who had voted in person in those counties since Sept. 30, more than 5,200 also registered in that time frame.
Keep in mind that's five counties. Out of 88 total.
So, yes, we could determine that the Obama GOTV machine is a total and utter failure, were we to base that on a series of totally incorrect facts assembled as sloppily as humanly possible. Also, I read on the internet that Barry Bonds is making the Japanese market fall based on fears of Chinese melamine. Thank you, USA Today, for making knowing things so much more easier.
I've e-mailed Geraghty about this. I predict a response involving ACORN, William Ayers and/or a reference to my nonexistent vagina. We shall see.
Did Anyone Ask For A Thug Thizzle?
A McCain supporter says something that I'm sure some liberal somewhere will call "racist" or "offensive", right after they get done calling Sarah Palin a man or something:
Former Oklahoma Gov. Frank Keating, a McCain campaign co-chairman, edged up to an explicitly racial attack on Barack Obama on Thursday, describing the Illinois Senator as a "guy of the street" before raising his youthful drug use.
Appearing on Dennis Miller's radio show, Keating charged that the Democratic nominee was covering up his "very extreme" record, and urged Obama to be more honest with Americans. "He ought to admit," Keating said, "'You know, I've got to be honest with you. I was a guy of the street. I was way to the left. I used cocaine. I voted liberally, but I'm back at the center.'"
He should really have backed off there. Calling a black dude "centrist" will get you shot in the hood.
Ayers/Rezko/Wright/Khalidi/Lawrence Fishburne Is Tanking The Market!
Jonah Goldberg relays the wisdom of his readers, by which I mean he does the exact thing that's made him his money since he was first hired to placate his mother:
I have no idea whatsoever if there's merit to this, and if there is how much merit, but lots of email like this:
When are people going to start talking about the REAL reason the markets are down - Obama up in polls. If I was McCain, I'd start telling people, "If you want to lose more money, vote Obama."
If this was actually true (which it's not), McCain could also start running a competent campaign, which would, one thinks, help calm the markets.
I understand that Cornerites live in an alternate world where Barack Obama is planning to bomb churches, Sarah Palin will be the next President of the United States and Red Dawn occupies every even-numbered spot on the AFI's top 100 movies of all time, but really? In the middle of a global financial meltdown, with major financial institutions shutting down every week, Iceland going bankrupt, loan money drying up, a consumer credit crunch and a mounting national debt, I really do think that it would be smart to tell the people losing hundreds of billions of dollars in investments and wealth that they're all doing it because they're afraid that Barack Obama will be president.
Please run with this. And do it in front of a local credit union, if you can.
Sports Night!
Sarah Palin will be tossing out the ceremonial first puck at a Flyers/Rangers game. In Philly.
Next up: George Bush performs the first coin flip at a high school football game in New Orleans' Ninth Ward.
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