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I'm helping fill in over at Ezra's place while he's on vacation. So are many other interesting people. Go read!

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We Get It

Did you know George W. Bush is at the Olympics? Because I was unaware until NBC brought it up every seven minutes. I think he dunked on Yi Jianlan.

McCain: Devoted forced-birther

An enormous part of McCain's appeal to moderates is the perception that he's not a raving wingnut on reproductive rights, that he's actually a reasonable person. Most of that perception is just the stupid "maverick" thing---people assume that if you break with the party, it's going to be on an issue like abortion, where the party's stance is contrary to what the public wants in a really obvious way. But, as Sarah Blustain argues, it's also because McCain made a few pro-choice noises in 2000, when he was trying to distinguish himself from Bush in the primaries. So which McCain is the pandering one and which one is the real one? The 2000 one, who pretended to be sympathetic to the pro-choice opinion, is the liar.

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Every Black Man Is Conservative When He Dies

Bernie Mac died yesterday. Ergo, he was a conservative hero. I mean, he owned guns and acted like a grown-ass man! It's becoming a routine part of being black and semi-respectable to conservatives - you must be one of them. You don't have dreadlocks, you don't hang out with Jesse Jackson and they can't blame "hip hop culture" on you. Here's your Reagan kufi! Go get the luggage!

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WILL NOT DIE

imageStupid ABC News. Smash ABC News!

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Pennsylvania town plans to arm school police with Tasers

What are these people thinking, given the evidence out there that grown adults are getting Tased to death by trigger-happy, poorly trained law enforcement who electrocute first and ask questions later?

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It's Time! It's! Jesus! Time!

imageThe Atlantic seems to have figured out a winning formula for blogging. Hire idiots.

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NOW, China! NOW! Grab him NOW!

Although I have no idea if it's live - NBC is even more confusing on the West Coast than on the East - Henry Kissinger is currently sleeping in the stands of the USA-China basketball game.

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No Country For Middle Aged Black Guys With Funny Names

The cavalcade of stupid continues unabated:

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Bamboo Review: Metal Gear Solid 4's First 45 Minutes

imageYou may remember about a month ago I asked about whether or not I should go buy Metal Gear Solid 4. I loved the first one, enjoyed the second, avoided the third and now, rented the fourth.

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I Want To Be An Ombudsman

Look, I admit, I showed up at the wedding drunk. And I may have asked your 14-year-old niece to come play on the Slip N' Slide in my bedroom. And then called her a tease. But really, you invited me. Let's just call it even, okay?

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Q of the day, part 2 - products you loathe

That earlier thread on favorite products is a roaring success, here's the thread for your worst experiences with a product, food or service -- it simply didn't live up to the expectations as advertised in terms of performance, taste or competence.

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A Note To Smaller Bloggers

Sometimes your ability to draw tons of comments comes from the fact that you've assembled a community of people that constitutes a giant oozing lesion on the basal ganglia of humanity.