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NOW, China! NOW! Grab him NOW!

NOW, China! NOW! Grab him NOW!

Although I have no idea if it's live - NBC is even more confusing on the West Coast than on the East - Henry Kissinger is currently sleeping in the stands of the USA-China basketball game.


While I assume that China is one of the few countries in which Kissinger is not a wanted war criminal (since, you know, he was able to enter it), they could probably gain some international goodwill if they went ahead and grabbed him anyway.

Update: Other Olympics thought: I hereby predict that Michael Phelps will not finish lower than first in any individual swim - heat, semifinal, or final.

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