NOW, China! NOW! Grab him NOW!
Although I have no idea if it’s live – NBC is even more confusing on the West Coast than on the East – Henry Kissinger is currently sleeping in the stands of the USA-China basketball game.
While I assume that China is one of the few countries in which Kissinger is not a wanted war criminal (since, you know, he was able to enter it), they could probably gain some international goodwill if they went ahead and grabbed him anyway.
Update: Other Olympics thought: I hereby predict that Michael Phelps will not finish lower than first in any individual swim – heat, semifinal, or final.