Christmas is also about Sperm Magic
Hey, we wouldn't be a proper evil secular liberal blog if we didn't observe the War on Christmas. Of course, the way that liberals actually observe it is to point out that it's strictly a conservative holiday, invented and observed only by conservatives who want to believe they are martyrs at the hands of invisible secularists who run into their houses, snatching presents from their children's hands. That this has never happened has no bearing on the outrage---abuses that happen only in the mind of conservatives are, if anything, even better evidence that they are beset by liberal demons. After all, those out to get them are all the more powerful for being magic enough to be imaginary. Ask Sarah Palin. But don't think that just because conservatives made up Christmas warriors in their head for their own ends that liberals can evade responsibility. After all, even things that can't possibly be our fault are our fault.