Friday on Fox News, former White House press secretary Dana Perino vented her frustration with pop stars Beyoncé and Jay-Z's decision to visit Cuba by composing a rap of her own. Re-dubbing herself "Tiny D-Day P," Perino did her best, rhyming "white like Casper" with her dog's name, Jasper, but we at the Raw Story White Emcee Desk would encourage her to keep her day job for now.