You know what they say: If you don't have anything nice to say, post it on Overrated White Dudes. Which is naturally how I responded, at request, to Christopher Hitchens' passing. Just doing my duty in proving his theories about humor and the ladies right. There was a certain inevitability to the amount of attention Hitchens' death has attracted. Writers find other writers fascinating, and writers by virtue of our profession dominate the discourse online. I'm not immune to the "the man was an asshole and that ugly hard right turn he took in the early 21st century was probably unforgiveable, but he sure did know how to cough up sparkling sentences while having consumed so much alcohol that lesser men wouldn't be able to work the keyboard properly" narrative. it's been said, and it won't do anyone any good to have me repeat it.