All posts tagged "Sandwich"

It's Saturday morning, and when my boyfriend wakes up 30 minutes before he needs to be at work, I'm going to make him a breakfast sandwich so he has something to eat while rushing through the door.

Yesterday was quite the day for the internet coughing up terrifying descriptions of how some people believe women should be in order to obtain the precious validation of a man. You had the woman whose boyfriend tasked her to make him 300 sandwiches---the universal misogynist food symbol for the supposed inferiority of women---in exchange for an engagement ring. Then there was the incredibly racist guy inadvertently besmirching the good name of Austin with his bizarre website full of incredibly exacting demands for a girlfriend. Though, to be fair, all of his demands fell into two categories: How to Look Perfect Because That's What I Deserve and How to Live As If You're A Man-Placating Robot Instead of A Person. He showed zero concern about whether any hypothetical girlfriend would have things like "tastes" or "personality". And then there was this depressing marriage guide from one of the Real Housewives that explains that in order to earn the right to have some asshole gently farting away as he shares your bed for the rest of your life---or until your tits fall and he trades you for a new model, but same thing, since women's value is only in pleasing men---you have to be a combination of a sex toy and house servant. Seriously, these quotes are mind-bending:

Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) filed a lawsuit against four contractors responsible for running the Longworth House Office Building cafeteria nearly three years after he bought a "dangerous" sandwich with an unpitted olive which he said broke his tooth.