I flatter myself that I'd laugh as heartily at this story if it were a United player saying it, and lord knows Drogba's earned some bragging rights so far this season, but oh my:

Chelsea striker Didier Drogba feels his unselfish attitude does not receive the credit it deserves...

"I often sacrifice myself for the good of the team," Drogba declared.

"I don't look at my scoring statistics. Have you ever seen any other great striker do as much defending as I do?