For those of you who didn't watch Glenn Beck today, he informed his mouth-breathing audience that Van Jones' use of the word "uppity" signaled his willingness to launch a Communist revolution against America, because of the angry blackness.

But don't worry, because Saxby Chambliss is going after Jones' former boss, telling his narrow black ass to be "humble" in his speech tomorrow.

"What you're seeing is folks on my side anxious to see what the president has to say tomorrow night," Chambliss said. "I think he's gonna have to express some humility based on what we've seen around the country this August and that's not his inclination."

What I'm waiting to see is whether or not Glenn Beck and WorldNetDaily can successfully run a nationwide Congressional campaign in 2010 based on nothing but droning repetition about ACORN, birth certificates and Obama Youth. I'm actually frighteningly sure that the answer is "quite possibly". I can't wait until my polling stations require citizenship tests again - I hope it's Tetris!