Twitter tees off on Fiorina joining Cruz — and her singing: ‘Every plant in my house just died’

Sen. Ted Cruz’s (R-TX) presidential aspirations were the butt of online jokes again on Wednesday. But instead of being mocked for pandering, his campaign was ridiculed for announcing Carly Fiorina as his running mate — right after being trounced in five primaries just a night earlier.
The harsh reaction from Twitter users only intensified after Fiorina’s decision to start singing on stage, as seen below:
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Ted Cruz's short list for VP: Indiana Jones, India Arie, the Indy 500, the nation of India, the Cleveland Indians, Hosier, hosiery, Fiorina.
— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) April 27, 2016
This can only end with Carly and Cruz singing a "Lemonade" duet.
— Jessica Taylor (@JessicaTaylor) April 27, 2016
Cruz picks Fiorina for VP. Now watch @realDonaldTrump respond by picking Palin…. And the circus goes on… https://t.co/NEjaEDkTm3
— Tristan Justice (@JusticeTristan) April 27, 2016
Loser #Cruz chooses loser #Fiorina for VP of his loser campaign. Makes total sense to me. pic.twitter.com/fbTgKHmIoo
— AmericanWhoaMan (@AmericanWhoaMan) April 27, 2016
Carly Fiorina starts singing.. and every plant in my house just died. C'MON! #CruzFiorina This is on Ted Cruz. He owes me some house plants.
— David Ippolito (@thatguitarman) April 27, 2016
After Cruz' introduction of Fiorina & her singing about/to his kids…I'm confused. Is she running for VP or the Cruz family Nanny? #odd
— Mimi (@MimiScrminmimi) April 27, 2016
Carly Fiorina is currently singing on television pic.twitter.com/oczpHcKBLw
— NowThis (@nowthisnews) April 27, 2016
My reaction to Carly Fiorina singing pic.twitter.com/GETPWtc42F
— D.C. James (@byDCJames) April 27, 2016
that wasn't a song #Fiorina was singing, it was a hex #TheRedWoman
— Vanguard Bots™ (@VanguardBots) April 27, 2016
And one user took the initiative by quickly releasing what could be the first of many remixes of Fiorina’s ditty:
Here ya go, ya'll. #Fiorina and her singing only took two minutes to turn into the stuff of nightmares. https://t.co/e5YPoMlZnD
— Rob Glover (@robglover2009) April 27, 2016