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Seth Meyers counsels sexual harassers: ‘If your face isn’t pulling in the babes — your penis won’t make the difference’

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Seth Meyers on Tuesday took on Donald Trump’s tacit support of Roy Moore, mocking the president’s claim that his challenger Doug Jones is “soft on crime” when compared with an accused child predator.

“In fairness to Trump, who are you gonna believe?” Meyers asked. “Nine women who don’t know each other and whose stories have been corroborated by dozens of independent sources, or a guy who looks like the Marlboro Man’s deadbeat dad?”

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“[Jones is] soft on crime?” he continued. “You’re siding with an accused child molester over a guy who prosecuted the KKK. You’re so soft, you look like a tub of melted Play-Doh.”

Meyers later turned to allegations levied against disgraced journalist Charlie Rose, who was fired Tuesday after multiple women accused him of engaging in sexual misconduct—including walking around naked in their presences.

The “Late Night” host offered this advice to would-be sexual predators.

“Here’s a good rule of thumb: if your face isn’t pulling in the babes, your penis isn’t going to make the difference,” Meyers counseled.

“Everybody’s penis is 100 percent less attractive than they’re face,” he continued. “Women don’t love the penis, if they love the man, they’ll tolerate the penis. The best your penis can ever hope for is, ‘Well, alright.’”

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Rudy Giuliani’s daughter announces her support for Biden/Harris

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The daughter of former NYC Mayor and current Trump lawyer Rudy Giuliani has endorsed Joe Biden's presidential bid.

Caroline Rose Giuliani, 31, tweeted a photo of herself with Harris on Tuesday with the caption “an excellent day for a repost from this bleeding [heart] of mine #bidenharris2020 #removetrump.” She also shared a donation link in a subsequent tweet, calling on people to “help start turning this sh*t around!! It’s a matter of life or (many) death(s) at this point."

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Bill Maher shrugs off Trump’s rant after the president says the HBO host ‘looks terrible’

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President Donald Trump on Wednesday lashed out at comedian Bill Maher, after the HBO host conducted a fake eulogy of the president on his "Real Time" show.

“Watched @billmaher last week for the first time in a long time. He’s totally SHOT, looks terrible, exhausted, gaunt, and weak. If there was ever a good reason for no shutdown, check out this jerk. He never had much going for him, but whatever he did have is missing in action!” Trump wrote on Twitter.

Maher had a simple response on Twitter: "Really? This is what the president of the United States does with his time?"

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Get ready for petulant Trump to punish America if Biden wins

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What could happen to America if Trump were to further, severely crash the U.S. economy the day after Joe Biden is announced as the winner of the 2020 presidential race?

As Trump tweeted on June 15, 2019, “if anyone but me takes over… there will be a Market Crash the likes of which has not been seen before!”

On July 6, 2020, he tweeted, “If you want your 401k’s and Stocks, which are getting close to an all time high (NASDAQ is already there), to disintegrate and disappear, vote for the Radical Left Do Nothing Democrats and Corrupt Joe Biden.”

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