Michael Cohen was forced to reveal all of his clients this week by a judge handling the case in the Manhattan court. In addition to Trump, Cohen was working for a former Republican Party fundraiser who impregnated a Playboy model and Fox News host Sean Hannity.
While Cohen may have shelled out cash for his clients, Hannity has said that he paid Cohen no more than $10. With so few clients, “Real Time” host Bill Maher noted that Cohen looks as if “he takes his meetings on a park bench. And every consultation ends with the words, ‘this never happened.'”
Maher said that Cohen once famously said that he would take a bullet for Donald Trump, however, now that he’s looking at prison time the host wondered if that means “he’s willing to take a d*ck.”
At the mid-show break, Maher returned to Cohen, explaining that the Trump legal expert “is a pretty bad lawyer.” In fact, Maher said that Cohen “might be the worst lawyer since Ted Bundy represented himself.”
The type of lawyer that Cohen is reminded Maher of those attorneys who advertise on billboards. Maher attributed Cohen’s lack of clients to what might be poorly written billboards.
“Need a lawyer? Me too!” one billboard said, according to Maher.
“Michel Cohen: Your $10 attorney. And worth it!” said another ad on a bus stop.
“Because legal zoom doesn’t keep a baseball bat in the truck,” Maher joked.
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