Former White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer has a new book coming out — and, according to excerpts leaked to The Guardian, he describes President Donald Trump as “a unicorn, riding a unicorn over a rainbow.”

In an excerpt published by The Guardian, Spicer gushes about his former boss’s ability to survive scandals and controversies that would have doomed every other presidential campaign.

“I don’t think we will ever again see a candidate like Donald Trump,” Spicer writes. “His high-wire act is one that few could ever follow. He is a unicorn, riding a unicorn over a rainbow.”

The internet quickly piled on with mockery of Spicer’s over-the-top effort to suck up to Trump — check out some reactions below.

And Sean Spicer is a satyr riding a podium, riding a Segway into the bushes outside the WH.

— Mandolyn (@eucalypso1021) July 12, 2018

In MY book, I call Sean Spicer "an ass, riding a mule over a shit storm."

— Hal Corley (@Halcyon270) July 12, 2018

Actually, it already exists: pic.twitter.com/larOzU59Gs

— Santa Claus, CEO 🎅🏻 (@SantaInc) July 12, 2018

Sean Spicer on the campaign trail w/Trump… pic.twitter.com/AYr7cQsW1v

— Bill Myers (@BillCapHill) July 12, 2018

Sean Spicer compares TRUMP to "…a unicorn riding a unicorn over a rainbow…"

(IS THIS A JOKE?)

Soooo, a unicorn getting humped?#NATOSummit#WeAreNATO#BringTheNoise#LONDON!
https://t.co/RpVJaQ8e2s

— C'estMoi! (@mostwiselatina) July 12, 2018

Spicer's book has sold maybe 20 copies.
Now I understand why. https://t.co/UUSU0FwlOS

— Linda Quest (@windmillcharger) July 12, 2018

Per the Guardian, in his forthcoming book, Sean Spicer calls Trump a unicorn "riding over a rainbow." pic.twitter.com/VMODvzwqo6

— Soros-funded Deep State operative (@ExGOPer) July 12, 2018

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— susan alward (@scue) July 12, 2018

Wow.

#45 shit's rainbows too.

[email protected] Sean Ass kisser Spicer. pic.twitter.com/PCofMMZZqo

— MariaC🐾 (@ArgentinaMama) July 12, 2018

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— Lizzie O'Leary (@lizzieohreally) July 12, 2018

This takes me back to the time Spicer quoted Twilight Sparkle. https://t.co/gyNtr1ot12

— HearingNoise😲 (@peabodypress) July 12, 2018

Can’t unicorns fly? Why would one need to ride another over the rainbow? I don’t want to ask my daughters.

— Eric Columbus (@EricColumbus) July 12, 2018