'Really done Ohio proud': JD Vance's first weeks as VP torn apart in home state newspaper
This article first appeared in the Ohio Capital Journal.
J.D. Vance has really done Ohio proud these last few weeks, hasnât he? The lapdog vice-president, with evidently a lot of time on his hands, has managed to be firmly rebuked by Pope Francis, denounced by outraged NATO allies and widely ridiculed for his bizarre âmasculinityâ rant at a weekend MAGAfest just a month into his tenure. Way to create a buzz/acute embarrassment back home!
What is wrong with J.D.? Have the wheels come all the way off? Why does the 40-year-old awkwardly playing VP keep stepping in it stateside and abroad? Is the âchildless cat ladiesâ charmer acting out unresolved rage from a bad place? Working through some deep-seated anger? Seriously, Vance manifests juvenile cringe, not sober sway, as he settles into his nondescript role as an appendage in the Trump-Musk administration. Even Trump wonât name him as a slam dunk heir apparent. Not good.
For a supposed Ivy League intellectual, Vance sure spouts stupidity on the regular: Honestly, youâve got to be really off base on Catholic theology for the Vatican to correct your twisted take on love with descending priorities as justification for mass deportations. In Vanceâs godawful reading of the Christian order of love concept; (to mesh with his political ideology) family, community, and country come first and everyone outside that concentric circle later or not so much. Which puts migrant families outermost from Vanceâs construct on brotherly love for me but not thee from outside our borders.
Francis rejected the VPâs sophomoric theoretical defense of cruel immigration crackdowns as flatly wrong. He urged the misguided millennial to meditate on the parable of the Good Samaritan, âon the love that builds a fraternity open to all, without exception.â But âAmerican citizens firstâ nativist Vance has no interest in building a âfraternity open to all,â just an all-white patriarchy focused on baby-making. To that point, he started a holy war (barely a week after inauguration) against charitable organizations across the country that feed, clothe and house refugees and immigrants (i.e., Catholic Charities and Catholic relief groups) by implying they perform their labor of love for federal money â not humanitarian concerns.
âDevout Catholicâ convert Vance went all glib and combative on compassion and care for the âleast of theseâ because they included Brown and Black mothers and fathers and children fleeing horrendous homelands for hope. But upholding the dignity of every human being (native-born or not) as a core tenet of Christianity clashes with the core MAGA mission to degrade, shackle and ship terrified families back to the foreign hellscapes they fled. Vance threw nasty and mean into the mix to look tough on dehumanized âillegalsâ and scorn mercy. He is a dutiful, if not decent, Trump toady.
But the swift rebuttals to Vanceâs hollow broadsides from the Church and the pope himself only reinforced the veepâs smallness as a smug sycophant slinging ugly. Whatever reputation Vance may have enjoyed in the past as a thoughtful individual with at least a modicum of integrity is long gone. With a brief stint as a venture capitalist, an even briefer stint as Ohio senator and now VP, Vance is heady with power and hubris over his meteoric rise from bending the knee to a man he once derided as âAmericaâs Hitler.â Then Vance went to the Munich Security Conference recently, not to collaborate with NATO allies on mutual security interests and Ukraine, but to turn on them.
Vance, the shameless election denier in service to an authoritarian regime lawlessly dismantling a democratic republic, had the towering audacity and historical blindness to lecture his European audience on democracy, downplay threats from Russia and China, and publicly court a far-right German party (AfD) that many Germans consider the heirs of Nazi ideas and that sanitizes the Holocaust. His blistering dress-down of European leaders, rightly dismayed over rising extremism and history repeating itself, coupled with his pronounced affection for far-right politicians a week before a crucial German election (U.S. election interference?) was obscene.
The last thing the world needs now is a U.S. vice-president trashing eighty years of foreign policy with Americaâs closest and most enduring friends. But thatâs what a dangerously reckless Vance did on the world stage to compete with Elon Musk and boost his nascent brand as an uber-nihilist bent on destroying plurality for purity and seeding a new world order. Itâs wing-nuttery on a disturbingly dark scale. But Vance, for all his performative bravado â whether itâs lashing out at European allies for not welcoming extremism, or engaging in petty posting on X, or weirdly obsessing about âthe essence of masculinityâ and a âbroken cultureâ that tells you âYouâre a bad person because youâre a manâ â is a phony.
He morphed from Never-Trumper to groveling suck-up for unimagined power, but he canât quite pull it off as a poser with a makeover beard spewing stupid and offensive and strange. Vance has been doing us proud by attacking friends, embracing enemies, insulting humanitarians, drawing papal ire, and pontificating laughably on what makes a man a man.
Seriously, what is wrong with J.D.?