A Florida man was charged after a bizarre incident in the "panhandle" region.
A dog owner caught John Miller allegedly "humping" his pet and confronted the Milton man, who then punched the other man, reported WEAR-TV.
The 33-year-old Miller then destroyed the dog owner's garage door and other items when he found out the man and his mother had called police, according to the arrest report.
Miller then ran to his own room and grabbed a knife, and he then threatened to stab and kill the dog owner before running out a back door toward the street.
Santa Rosa County sheriff's deputies arrested him a short time later.
Miller was charged with battery, aggravated assault with a weapon and damaging property.