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The classy racist voice of the GOP base: witness this Teabagger phone call

No surprise here from the GOP base. Blender Kel Munger of the Sacramento News & Review covered the teabaggers in that part of the world this week and has a great description of the event in the post "Revolt of the frightened, middle-aged white tea-baggers":

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Couple of anti-feminist myths debunked

Ampersand pinged me and alerted me to this fascinating post he wrote about a factoid I don't think I even knew was bouncing around out there, one that states that 40% of rape reports are false. I'm sure I've heard this number, but it's like when anti-choicers say that condoms have a 50% failure rate. It's such clear bullshit that the fact that they all believe it doesn't mean anything but that they will believe anything if it supports their goals of maximizing accidental pregnancies, especially for teenagers. But actually, they do get the number from somewhere. The Texas Freedom Network,* who kept hearing this number crop up in abstinence-only programs, dug around and found that it traces back to a study done on prostitutes who sporadically used condoms while working in developing countries with extremely high HIV transmission rates. The 50% number actually shows, from what I could understand, that condoms work well, since they did 50% better than prostitutes in their situation who didn't use condoms. Which shows how wingnuts use numbers---they grab one out of nowhere, pretend it means something it doesn't, and cling to it in the face of overwhelming evidence to the contrary, because it confirms a bullshit belief.

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Don't Run On Your Daughter's Fertility

Newsbusters is gravely, deeply concerned that the media is covering Sarah Palin's family drama more closely than Barack Obama's.

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Screw this, I love Texas

Okay, so 18% of our citizens are stupid enough to want to secede from the rest of the U.S. This isn't necessarily surprising---we've often joked at this blog about the "25%-ers", the steady quarter of the population of Americans that would love it if we moved to a fascist government. The Birchers. The black helicopter crowd. That it's under 25% in Texas is a pretty good sign that perhaps the country on the whole is moving in the right direction.

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Friday Genius Ten "Interesting Question, Let Me Get Back To You On That" Edition

Shani-O at Post-Bougie has put up a post analyzing the lyrics of TV On The Radio songs, specifically the aggressive language choices Tunde Adebimpe uses to describe sexual desire. Since I'm only one half a cup of coffee in and it's rainy out, I'm going to decline to offer an opinion on this one and suggest that you just read the post. It has inspired today's Friday Genius Ten, a song that Shani-O calls one of the hottest (in the sexy sense) ever. The lyrics are also pretty funny, because this is the 21st century, and you have to have a little self-referential irony to pad everything.

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Yours for $4.64: bobble-head angry black kid

I sh*t you not. I forgot to check if Deal Extreme carries some Negro Lawn Jockeys.

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The Only Way To Win Is To Not Play Jesus' Game At All

If our black Muslim president doesn't use religious symbols at his official events, he hates Jesus. If our black Muslim president appears in front of religious symbols at his official events, it's because he wants to be Jesus.

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So much becomes clear

There was a lot of discussion and debate on the blogs about what exactly the teabaggers were hoping to accomplish with their protests. Then I discover this wingnut blogger linking back to us and he wrote:

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George Will, What The Fuck Are You Doing?

George Will writes an entire column about how the monied should stop wearing jeans and instead start dressing like movie stars from fifty to sixty years ago.

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The dark mythology of network television

Warning: I'm completely caught up on "The Office" and have seen all but the last two episodes of "Lost". I'm going to reference stuff in both to my heart's desire. You have been warned, spoiler police.

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Texas will secede and you'll finally get that pony

Thanks to reader Mark for sending me this picture from the Houston Chronicle detailing one of the many pro-secessionists who've sprung up in Texas (well, become more outspoken) in the months since the election. The woman's sign is a threat, a reference to Thomas Jefferson's quote, "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is it’s natural manure." Manure is about right when it comes to the people who are not-subtly using this occasion---which is pretty much a reunion opportunity for the morons that started to make McCain campaign rallies so scary---as a way to question the legitimacy of Obama, with the hopes that someone else will kickstart this revolution. Timothy McVeigh, who also looked up to John Wilkes Booth, wore a T-shirt with this slogan.

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