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I Look Forward To You Ripping Me Off Several More Times

On the way home from the store this morning, I heard a radio ad for RadioGasDeal.com. The gist of it is that it "guarantees" $2.49 gas for any eligible household by giving you $15 gas cards for completing certain offers, the offers mainly being signing up for various subscription services and applying for credit cards.

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Nader'd

Noted black man Ralph Nader accuses Obama of "talking white".

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No...You Don't Say?

imageYou mean that the tons of partisan strategists with no campaign job in a bellwether election year are just hacks with little, if any, real strategist experience?

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The Childcare Boogeyman

imageGather 'round real close-like, everyone. I've got a spooky story to tell you about the Government and the Mysterious Case of the Disappearing Mommies.

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George Carlin he's not

If there's a lesson here for Don Imus, and I for one am doubtful he's capable of learning anything - ever - it's that you should do your best to maintain the benefit of the doubt for yourself, so that you have it when you need it:

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Dear God No

I just told some kids to stop playing outside of my window.

I'm going to go watch Ninja Warrior now and pretend that I'm not an adult.

Choo Choo Rocket

imagePassenger rail won't ever replace the airline industry. That's because the point is to supplant long distance car travel. Where passenger rail really looks great is in the Rust Belt, where you have several large urban areas between two and five hours apart from each other from Illinois to Pennsylvania. Personally, I would have killed the last few years if I could have traveled from Columbus to Cleveland or Cincinnati without putting 300 miles on my car each time.

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Bad Planning

It seems that if you were going to decide the worst imaginable platform for a candidate to run on, it would have to involve healthcare he couldn't use and jobs he couldn't do.

Nice Guys® still not vindicated

As you read this, I'm in transit to Hollywood to film an interview for a documentary about the chastity movement. To no one's big surprise, I'm against it, but that's neither here nor there. The point is blogging may be spotty until Thursday morning, when I've safely returned from Gomorrah-on-the-Pacific. (Sodom is San Francisco.) In the meantime, I figured you all would be as disappointed as I am to see more choad-based "science" with this research that seems geared towards proving every Nice Guy® who claimed that women really like jerks, not realizing that if that was really so, he'd be rolling in the pussy just for saying that. Jill's take is well worth reading, but I have more to add, naturally.

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Take The Alf Pen! The Alf Pen!

imageThe first thing that comes to mind when thinking of McCain's $300 million electric engine prize is that if we're willing to sock that much money away for it already, why not just spend the $300 million as startup costs for actually doing it rather than hold it in reserve as a token prize for our next gazillionaire?

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Yawn

Amy Sullivan writes one of her two articles again. This is the abortion one.

CA: father kills child to 'get the demons out'

I just want to believe this man was high or mentally ill because the abuse this two-year-old baby was subjected to is beyond belief. Sergio Casian Aguiar, a 27-year-old grocery store worker in Stanislaus County who had never been in trouble with the law before, not only kicked his child to death, his behavior was so unhinged that police had to take him out because he would have continued attacking the baby to get the demons out. (SFGate):

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