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Limbaugh squashes competition in the "say the wingnuttiest thing about Michael Jackson" department

It's tempting to dismiss this audio clip of Rush Limbaugh saying that Michael Jackson "flourished under Reagan," "languished under Clinton and Bush," and "died under Obama" as the irrelevant rantings of a drug-addled mad man. He does claim, after all, that Jackson was an individual and not part of a group, completely ignoring the fact that Jackson built his name up as the star attraction of the Jackson 5. But I would remind anyone who feels the tug of the temptation to remind yourself that this man is de facto head of the Republican party, and adjust your alarm accordingly.

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This Woman Is President Of Moose Or Something

I'm pretty sure there's no reaction to this that I can post and not get in trouble with someone, so...check out pictures 1, 3 and 7.

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All The Fixins

imageEzra has a new column (again!) at the Washington Post called "Gut Check", on the politics of food. I'm pretty sure that by Thanksgiving, Ezra will be the ombudsman, advertising director, editor-in-chief and yet still not able to fire Charles Krauthammer. This week's article focuses on the desire for transparency in food production, using Food, Inc. as a touch point.

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Wingnuts long for a nuclear holocaust

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How evangelical fantasists lead the way into turning politics into a circus sideshow

After reading all the posts about it at Double X, and also Jesse's post from this morning, I went ahead and read all 16 pages of Todd Purdum's Vanity Fair profile of Sarah Palin. Jesse's right about the thick layer of bullshit piled onto the piece, and I'm glad he alerted me to the fact that Palin isn't the first politician that Purdum has diagnosed from afar as a narcissist. (I thought having a giant ego was a mandated part of being a politician, and let's face it, McCain's huge ego is also what drove him to pick Palin in the first place.) This is too bad, because in focusing all his energies into showing us how fucked-up Palin is, Purdum misses the larger story, which is that politicians like her are inevitable as long as the Republicans continue to rely on the growing fundamentalist community to cough up the votes required to keep them in office. Because it's not just Palin. The Mark Sanford situation (and Larry Craig and David Vitter) shows that when you lay down with the Christian nutters, you wake up in a swirl of fantastical bullshit, corruption, and sordid sexual drama.

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2012 Is Going To Be Fun, And Not Just Because Of The Mayan Apocalypse

Redstate is threatening to blackball anyone from the McCain campaign who can't prove they didn't talk to Vanity Fair, because they make the hiring decisions. And the double negatives.

SEIU Got Served

I've been trying to make sense of exactly why Wal-Mart is endorsing employer mandated health care and, more importantly, why the SEIU is playing along.

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Burger King ad shoves seven-incher in her face so she can have it their way

Let me a wild guess -- this ad was approved by a boardroom full of guys who thought this was a great, subtle play on frat boy humor. The details of the ad:

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Bill Kristol Is A Prince Among Kings

imageTodd Purdum, whom you've probably never heard of, wrote a piece about Sarah Palin declaring her a moose-devouring narcissistic beast of the id. Saying anything bad about a Republican woman, of course, makes the person who says it a mean, nasty sexist and probably a giant gay, because liberal gay men hate women.

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Common ground and the dangers of assuming good faith on the part of those who don't have it

I can imagine that people like Will Saletan, who sincerely want to believe that there's a possibility of separating "pro-life" opposition to abortion from "pro-life" opposition to contraception and sex education, might actually be shocked at this news that should shock no one who admits that anti-choicers are and have always been more interested in punishing women for having sex than preserving fetal life.

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Mark Sanford on new stories of more women - but I 'didn't cross the sex line'

OMFG. The jokes are just writing themselves. Will Gov. Mark Sanford's best bud Lindsey Graham stick up for the Palmetto State Playboy now? (The State):

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Professional right-wing, ex-gay extremist groups band together to form the 'Freedom Federation'

This is what you do when the times get tight in bigot world -- you join forces as to ride out the recession and regime change to keep the social conservative agenda viable until a return to power. Of course they are going to lose the war, but they are going to do everything in their power to slow the advancement of anything remotely resembling equality. The groups are holding a press conference today at the National Press Club. Take a look at this who's who list of A-Z list winger orgs:

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