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Freepers mull 2012 GOP Clown Car prez candidates

Right: So who will be riding in the GOP clown car in 2012 -- whose heads should replace these from the 2008 cycle's car (Rudy "Popo" Giuliani, Fred "Bobo" Thompson, Mitt "Dodo" Romney, Sam "Coco" Brownback, Mike "Hoho" Huckabee, Ron "RoPo" Paul, and John "Assho" McCain)?

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Gardens for victory over Big Agra

Trend watching alert: Salon has not one, but two articles up right now about the resurgence of gardening, particularly urban gardening. One is about the urban gardening trend itself, and one is about the giant organic garden at the White House that Michelle Obama has spearheaded. The explosion of interest in gardening is obviously due to converging trends---the growing concerns about sustainability and our screwed-up agricultural system, plus an economic collapse that has people thinking long and hard about frugality.

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Gadzooks!

imageRoss Douthat is trying to muscle in on Bill Kristol territory, turning Sarah Palin into a Lesson For Us All:

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The Dumbest Man In Public Life, Perhaps Ever

The question of whether or not there is someone dumber than Jonah Goldberg is not really a matter of debate. It's more a matter of certain fact, buffeted by a gospel of buffoonery so vast and deep that the Marianas Trench is envious.

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The invisible sinners

The debate about marriage continues to rage at Double X, though of course it's moving as these things do towards a romantic defense of the institution. This is where something seemingly inevitable kicks in, with both Jessica Grose and Bonnie Goldstein arguing that marriage is great because it's so nice to have a partner to live with. They're doing this in response to Caitlin Flanagan, who wrote a typically incoherent defense of marriage (we need it because of the children! but divorce---which can only happen if you get married---is bad for children!) Goldstein's response in particular befuddled me.

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Okay, one quick post on this nonsense

I'm sure y'all have heard that Rick Sanchez speculated that another pregnancy is why Sarah Palin is resigning, since she's the fertility goddess of the wackadoodle right. hortense at Jezebel is offended because it's in bad taste to speculate about whether a woman's pregnant, which is the source of up to 50% of the copy of any tabloid in a given week. And it's in bad taste, but then again, who doesn't suspect that Palin has at least considered having another baby so she has a baby-prop to appeal to the base after Trig gets a little too old to carry everywhere?

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Bamboo Review: Cook Food

Since tomorrow's a big ol' holiday, unless something really important comes up, I'm taking the day off. But before I go fishing, I thought I'd review this awesome (and at $8 incredibly inexpensive) cookbook that Lisa Jervis just put out and sent to me: Cook Food: A Manualfesto for Easy, Healthy, Local Eating. It's about making simple, mostly vegan food based around ingredients you can buy in bulk or from local farmer's markets, to minimize packaging and maximize sustainability. But what's really awesome about it is that Jervis writes it for anyone at any level trying to start cooking in this way. If you are used to microwaving your food and don't even know the difference between a stock pot and a sauce pan, Jervis has a section explaining most of the basics that you'll need to know to cook vegan/vegetarian food.

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Sarah Palin Quits To Go Do Things?

Sarah Palin is resigning in order to something something something, mainly because she's such a maverick that Alaska cannot contain her. The video of her resignation announcement is here, and it's basically inscrutable. It's a breathless, rat-a-tat ejaculation of phrases and seemingly unrelated thoughts about something related to governing, and about how she can't waste money being Governor just to be Governor, because of catchphrases and such. Imagine if you took Palin's normal incoherence, ramped the speed up, and then tried to announce you were running for president while not announcing it and also detailing every anecdote you'd ever tell on the campaign trail...in seven minutes.

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Friday Genius Ten "Maven of Funk Mutation" Edition

Last weekend was my dude's mmmmphnoneofurbizmmph birthday, and I went without mentioning it because I was busy waxing poetic over the Phenomenal Hand Clap Band's latest, which was one of his presents. But we went tubing for his birthday, and he had the mind to buy a cheap iPod player so that I could play a bunch of mixes made for the occasion while we floated along, drinking beer.

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Vatican now investigating nuns

Don't these guys have anything better to do? The church now thinks it has a renegade nun problem.

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You May Want To Change This

Somebody's going to get in a lot of trouble for this.

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Could be the recession, or could be that everyone learned the calorie count of the Frappuccino

I never completely understood the early morning Starbucks run, myself---it always seemed to me faster to make your own coffee at home and drink it while getting showered and dressed. 99% of my early morning coffee runs over a lifetime are due to either to the fact that I'm moving and haven't unpacked the coffeepot yet, that I just now discovered I'm out of coffee or creamer, or that I didn't sleep at home. There have been a few occasions when I overslept, ran to work, unlocked the office/flicked on the computer and then got coffee from the food stand while the computer warmed up. But even that was rare.

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