All posts tagged "Phyllis Schlafly"

Obviously serial duck killer Phil Robertson's rear-guard fight FOR Jesus and AGAINST buttsecks is not going as well as he probably had planned because, it turns out that  you may be able to camouflage your malevolent intentions from a flock of stupid birds, but deep-seathed bigotry shines a light all its own (let it shine, let it shine). But fret not Jesus-Americans and duck-slaughtering Manson family, work continues apace on a new better bible that will help you better convince the atheist haters to sack up, quit their sniveling, and get a G-damn job for Jiminy Christmas's sake.

Conservative political activist Phyllis Schlafly on Thursday had some advice for the students at The Citadel college in South Carolina: stay away from feminists.

As you might know, Phyllis Schlafly said that 70% of unmarried women voted for Obama because they kicked their husbands out and needed big government welfare. She later refined that comment to unmarried moms, because as everyone knows, an unmarried woman past the age of 18 just gushes out babies until a man comes and puts a cap over her vagina.

[rebelmouse-image 24748966 original_size="500x310" expand=1]It would be hard to imagine a worsening of the panic amongst right wing nuts over the realization that fetus-worshiping racists who believe that 95% of their tax money goes to welfare lost the election, but alas, paranoia spirals often have no obvious end point. The birthers started off with fevered conspiracy theories about how Obama isn't a Real American®, and now they're moving onto arguing neither are any of his voters or anyone from the past that might be considered left of George Wallace. Prepare to produce your birth certificates and have them deemed illegitimate because of the kerning, people, because the erasure of your citizenship, your right to vote, and perhaps your very existence is becoming part of the right wing parlance. Let's start with Rep. Bill Cassidy, a congressman from Louisiana.

[rebelmouse-image 24863038 alt="Chaired by Mother Schlafly, Eagle Forum, Janet Folger Porter, Faith2Action; Host Committee: Don Wildmon, American Family Association, Dick Bott, Bott Radio Network, Michael Farris, Home School Legal Defense Association, Phillip Jauregui, Judicial Action Group, Mat Staver, Liberty Counsel, Rick Scarborough, Vision America, Rick Green, Wallbuilders, Don Feder, World Congress of Families, Joseph Farah, WorldNetDaily" original_size="183x455" expand=1]If you are in the St. Louis, MO area on September 25-26, you can stop by the St. Louis Frontenac Hilton and join some luminaries of the far-right fundamentalist conservative agenda at "How to Take Back America." Take a look at the "co-chairmen" and host committee; with Phyllis Schlafly and Janet Folger Porter helming this motherlode of bible-based, flat-earth, non-reality-based thinking, it is surely going to produce entertainment of the highest order.