Wednesday night's GOP debate was, as usual, excruciating and endless. But here are three hours of hell boiled down into some important take-aways, life lessons, and teachable moments.
1. Mike Huckabee's #GTMO/#KimDavis analogy works so well once #GTMO inmates are paid $80,000/yr to issue marriage licenses #GOPDebate
2. Marco Rubio's family "fled from Cuba" before Castro was in power. #FYI. #GOPDebate
3. Marco Rubio's slipping in "instead of leaving it to some translator at @Univision" is #GOP equivalent of adding "in bed" #GOPDebate
4. "I'd rather go to Iraq than work for Carly Fiorina again." former staffer on not getting paid by Fiorina #GOPdebate https://t.co/bK9tsJnJkx
5. "It's all about America." Ben Carson's alternative to throat clearing or "ummm" #GOPDebate #StallingTactics
6. Big ups to @realDonaldTrump for going with a more natural hair shade. #ItGetsBetter #JustForMen
7. Ben Carson's doing really well for someone who downed 700 mgs of Quaaludes & is being fed responses through an invisible earpiece #Gopdebate
8. Well, I'd say a blob of cells, not tissue. But, sure. Close enough. #GOPDebate
9. The real litmus test is if Huckabee & other pseudo Christians sees human life as human life once it's born. #GOPDebate
10. That awkward moment when you get an ideological ladyboner for @RandPaul (#WarOnDrugs, #SomeForeignPolicy) #GOPDebate
11. #ThingsJedTaughtMe marijuana is Texan for cocaine. #GOPdebate
12. Me when I hear Chris Christie say that being pro-life means being pro life outside the womb: https://i.imgur.com/697eU.gif #GOPDebate
13. Marco Rubio: "America is not a planet." Donald Trump: "We don't have a country." #GOPDebateGetsUnderGradDeep #GopDebate
14. Trump just shared an emotional story abt a baby getting a horse-appropriate dose of a vaccine & going autistic the next week #Gopdebate
15. Of COURSE Rosa Parks should go on a bill. She ended racism. Duh!
