Creepy bros flood the internet with their tears after Miss Teen USA axes swimsuit competition
The Miss Teen USA pageant announced on Wednesday that it will no longer have a swimsuit competition and will instead have an athletic wear competition that will let contestants show off their athletic abilities.
As you’d expect, this decision has sparked a backlash from creepy guys who only tuned into the competition so they could ogle teenage girls — and thanks to the miracle that is Twitter, we have some of their choice reactions.
— Schweddybawllz (@schweddybawllz) June 29, 2016
— Fareed Johnson (@FareedJJohnson) June 29, 2016
— …3randon (@3randoman3) June 29, 2016
— Andrew Ibarra (@aibarra2400) June 29, 2016
— Ranae Mayle (@RanaeMayle) June 29, 2016
Miss Teen USA goes sharia-compliant https://t.co/JJV4EG1qxS
— Milo ✘ (@Nero) June 29, 2016
— ron (@ronnoconar) June 29, 2016
— Anbu (@Yung_Anbu) June 29, 2016
— Bill Marcy (@UnHolyFamily) June 29, 2016
@Nero Fucking feminists need to be shipped to Saudi Arabia see what rights they get there.
— Morty Shekels (@MortyShekels) June 29, 2016
I wonder if the nitwits at Miss Teen USA realize that people only watch that shitfest to see hot tendies in bikinis?
— Brad Pitts (@illneverusethis) June 29, 2016
Doesn’t this just make you thankful the internet exists so you can see all these wonderful sentiments out in the open?
Never fear, though, because one Twitter user had the absolute perfect response to all the men angry that they wouldn’t be able to drool over teenagers in swimsuits anymore:
Sorry, but I'm not comfortable with my child sharing a bathroom with anyone upset about Miss Teen USA eliminating its swimsuit competition.
— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 29, 2016