Karl Rove, on Barack Obama:
Even if you never met him, you know this guy. He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by.
So, let me get this straight. The bad thing about Barack Obama is that he'll go to a place full of uptight, snobbish pricks and alienate himself from them by mocking them. And he's with a hot woman.