The McCain campaign sends out "The McCain Update" every Friday night, a source of bemusement to me for no other reason than that in politics, Friday nights are when you do things you don't want anybody to see. This week's update is headed by a "strategy briefing" from their campaign manager, Rick Davis. By "campaign manager", I mean "faceless raspy voice that sounds like it should have a mustache". (It doesn't.)

If you're in the mood for a deadly boring 16 minute Powerpoint presentation, then the McCain campaign has just made your Friday night. Don't thank me all at once.