John McCain's campaign says he invented Blackberries.


If I were a robot, this is where smoke would start coming out and the overload of potential responses would have me flailing around and sputtering random words referring to earlier events. POW...sexist...celebrity...moose...Sedona...MAVERICK...

Asked what work John McCain did as Chairman of the Senate Commerce Committee that helped him understand the financial markets, the candidate's top economic adviser wielded visual evidence: his BlackBerry.

"He did this," Douglas Holtz-Eakin told reporters this morning, holding up his BlackBerry. "Telecommunications of the United States is a premier innovation in the past 15 years, comes right through the Commerce committee so you're looking at the miracle John McCain helped create and that's what he did."

Change...hope...bear DNA...goodbye.