The left are evil, terrible people who refer to things that actually happened in ways that are less than flattering. Ergo, Barack Obama will kill his grandmother because she wouldn't sign over the original copy of his Indonesian birth certificate (or something).
I hate these fucking people.
UPDATE: Redstate says that Joe the Plumber may soon become Joe the Failed Candidate and run against Marcy Kaptur, who holds a seat that has been represented by a Democrat for all but two of the last 54 years.
He isn't Joe the Smart Guy, after all.