Seriously, how many times can someone write that multimillionaire conservative actors are the 21st century's African slaves?
Rather than go over the same three bits of evidence of mass conservative oppression (which is really just one: In the Valley of Elah flopped), can I just point out that should there be a massive conservative bank of actors and scripts out there being otherwise oppressed by the makers of Beverly Hills Chihuahua, there's a rather conservative fellow by the name of Rupert Murdoch who owns a TV channel and a movie studio and totally doesn't mind wasting millions of dollars on bad conservative ideas.
The past twenty to thirty years have shown us that, if nothing else, conservatives are always willing to waste inordinate amounts of money on bad ideas in order to further an ideological agenda. Given that the conservative moviemaking industry amounts to the Left Behind movies, a couple of anti-Michael Moore documentaries and An American Carol, what does it tell us that this hasn't risen up yet?
