Al-Qaeda's number two calls Obama a house negro.

I suppose that there may have been some tiny, naive part of me (the same part that wistfully turns past Saturday morning cartoons wishing that I still had any interest in watching them) that sort of hoped al-Qaeda were equal-opportunity mass murderers, discriminating based solely on infidel status and unwilling to get involved in petty concerns of race and ethnicity.

However, I'm glad in a way that al-Qaeda's now willing to not just be a group of callous, mass-murdering monsters, but callous, mass-murdering monsters who are actively searching for new and inventive ways to be even bigger fuckfaces. They were running the risk of becoming stale, let's be real.