I'm trying to imagine a liberal student writing a column on a nationally known website about how unfair it was that classes were canceled for 9/11, and how they're showing up for Secured Transactions because classes weren't canceled when the USS Cole was attacked.

And then I'm trying to imagine that person's therapy bills and incomplete degree after they're turned into a national monster.

I'm not even going to point out that it's her second day of classes, which makes me pretty sure that the session of whatever class she's missing can be made up.

UPDATE: And to clarify, the comparison here is between one hugely important event in our nation's history versus another hugely important event in our nation's history.