I made this mistake of watching this terrible video, and without forcing you to watch it, there's apparently a new idea that net neutrality is a way of regulating conservatism on the Internet out of existence.

I'm too tired to even research exactly how this came to be, but if you can explain it in comments, please do. I just wish Obama would get around to using the massive power of the federal government to hunt down and silence conservative bloggers, already. We're more than two months in, and my most pressing wishes have not been fulfilled.