When I spend days obsessing over Obama's choice of mustard, and declaring that the media should cover it to break their fawning coverage of the man, what I actually double super-secret meant is that liberals are big faggy cultists.
Here is his list of conclusions from this sordid episode:
* The nutroots move in crowds
* The nutroots mistake anonymity for bravery
* The nutroots consider distortion an art
* The nutroots preach tolerance to mask intolerance
* The nutroots are unhappy people who hate happy people
* The nutroots have no originality and hate original thoughts
* The nutroots need new enemies daily
* The nutroots do not know any of the above
* The mainstream media is no better
* Starting this blog was necessary, for all of the above reasons
* Continuing this blog is even more necessary, for all the above reasons
Here is my list of conclusions from this episode:
- Conservatives say stupid shit
- They then pretend they say other stupid shit that they didn't say in order to escape responsibility for the stupid shit they did say
- If William Jacobson punched you in the face he would claim his fist was a victim
- Really, Cornell? Really?
