I think you could write an article that serves as better wingnut bait than Jake Tapper's "The Emergence of President Obama's Muslim Roots", but I'm pretty sure that the article would have to involve a bunch of white toddlers being pushed off of a cliff in a repossessed Pontiac Aztek onto an evangelical church by Sasha and Malia. And I'm pretty sure that Obama's Kenyan birth certificate would have to be in the Aztek.