Quantcast
Connect with us

Colbert rips ‘butt-sniffing’ Harold Ford

Published

on

Harold FordHarold Ford has been accused of flip flopping on issues like abortion and gay marriage as he is apparently planning to mount a primary challenge to Democratic Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand in New York. Stephen Colbert expressed his admiration for Ford’s wavering positions by awarding him “Alpha Dog of the Week” Monday.

The former congressman from Tennessee has tried to shed the charge of carpetbagger but Colbert applauded Ford’s “massive carpet bags.” Ford could have tried to ingratiate himself to the locals but when asked if he had been to Staten Island, he proudly said, “I landed there in the helicopter, so I can say yes.”

ADVERTISEMENT

“You see,” explained Colbert. “Ford wants to represent all the people of New York, who, to him, all look like tiny, tiny ants.”

The Comedy Central comedian went on to praise the the audacity of Ford for changing his position on issues important to New York Democrats. “I gotta give Ford credit for having the musky sack to change not only his address but also his political views,” said Colbert.

Four years ago, Ford told then-Fox host Alan Colmes, “I was not pro-choice at one time.”

Just last week, the former congressman seemed to contradict himself when he said, “I am personally pro-choice & legislatively pro-choice.”

“He believes that every American has the right to choose when it is politically expedient to be pro-life,” explained Colbert.

ADVERTISEMENT

And in 2006, when asked by CNN’s Wolf Blitzer about his position on gay marriage, Ford said, “Well, I’ve never flip-flopped on gay marriage, Mr. blitzer. I’ve always been opposed to it.”

Only last Monday Ford told Matt Lauer that he was in favor of “civil unions and same-sex marriage.”

“But what really puts Ford ahead of the butt-sniffing chain is that he’s not pulling this reversal in Clustermunch, Iowa,” explained Colbert. “He’s doing this in New York City: the media capitol of the world” where all the bits of video tape are saved and “there are whole newspaper pages dedicated to everything famous people do.”

ADVERTISEMENT

“So, for lifting your leg on New Yorkers and telling us it’s just and egg cream, you sir, are my Alpha Dog of the Week,” exclaimed Colbert.

This video is from Comedy Central’s The Colbert Report, broadcast Jan. 25, 2010.

ADVERTISEMENT


Report typos and corrections to: [email protected].
READ COMMENTS - JOIN THE DISCUSSION
Continue Reading

Breaking Banner

WATCH: Franklin Graham tells Jeanine Pirro coronavirus pandemic is because of people sinning

Published

on

Franklin Graham blamed sinners for the COVID-19 coronavirus epidemic during a Saturday night appearance on Fox News.

Host Jeanine Pirro noted the growing death toll and wondered how God could let that happen.

"Well, I don't think it's God's plan for this to happen," Graham said.

"It's because of the sin that's in the world, judge," he argued.

"Man has turned his back on God, we have sinned against him, and we need to ask for God's forgiveness and that's what Easter's all about," he continued.

"This pandemic, this is the result of a fallen world that has turned its back on God," he added.

Continue Reading

Breaking Banner

Drought causing water shortage amid coronavirus crisis in Chile

Published

on

With historically low river flows and reservoirs running dry due to drought, people in central Chile have found themselves particularly vulnerable to the coronavirus pandemic.

Years of resource exploitation and lax legislation have allowed most reservoirs in that part of the country to run dry.

"There are now 400,000 families, nearly 1.5 million people approximately, whose supply of 50 liters of water a day depends on tankers," Rodrigo Mundaca, spokesman for the Movement for the Defense of Water, the Earth and the Protection of the Environment, told AFP.

One of the main pieces of advice to protect people against coronavirus is to wash your hands regularly.

Continue Reading
 

Breaking Banner

Trump warns of ‘tough week’ ahead — after the United States surpassed 300,000 coronavirus victims

Published

on

US President Donald Trump warned Americans on Saturday to brace for a "very horrendous" number of coronavirus deaths in the coming days as the total number of global fatalities from the pandemic soared past 60,000.

As confirmed COVID-19 cases in the United States surpassed 300,000 with more than 8,300 deaths, there was some encouraging news in Italy and Spain.

Europe continues to bear the brunt of the epidemic, however, accounting for over 45,000 of the worldwide deaths, and Britain reported a new daily high in fatalities.

There are now more than 1.17 million confirmed coronavirus cases around the world and there have been 63,437 deaths since the virus emerged in China late last year.

Continue Reading
 
 

Colbert rips ‘butt-sniffing’ Harold Ford

Stephen Colbert named Harold Ford as “Alpha Dog of the Week” for the audacity to not only change his address but also his political views.

This video is from Comedy Central’s The Colbert Report, broadcast Jan. 25, 2010.

ADVERTISEMENT

Report typos and corrections to: [email protected].
READ COMMENTS - JOIN THE DISCUSSION
Continue Reading

Breaking Banner

‘He’s going to get so many people killed’: Viewers shocked after watching #TrumpPressBriefing

Published

on

President Donald Trump spent almost two hours briefing the nation about coronavirus on Saturday.

Trump warned "there will be a lot of death," but said "we're going to open our country again" -- without offering a date.

He also complained about impeachment and considered a special exemption to allow churches to open for Easter.

Continue Reading

Breaking Banner

Trump may allow churches to open for Easter despite local bans: ‘Something we should talk about’

Published

on

"Maybe we could allow special, for churches, maybe we could talk about it. Maybe we could allow them, with great separation outside, on Easter Sunday. I dunno, it's something we should talk about."

"We're not going to churches on Palm Sunday. But think of next Sunday -- Easter," Trump said.

"And I brought it up before, I said, maybe we could allow special -- for churches, maybe we could talk about it. Maybe we could allow them, with great separation outside, on Easter Sunday," he said.

"I dunno, it's something we should talk about," Trump added.

Watch:

Trump has no idea how coronavirus is transmitted from person to person and therefore doesn't get why packed churches amid a pandemic is a bad idea. This clip of him talking about how he considered an Easter exemption from social distancing shows it. pic.twitter.com/G4LXzNIGKf

Continue Reading
 

Breaking Banner

Trump bashes fired Ukraine whistleblower IG: ‘He’s a total disgrace’

Published

on

Continue Reading
 
 
You need honest news coverage. Help us deliver it. Join Raw Story Investigates for $1. Go ad-free.
close-image