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Controversial New York Post columnist: Lohan deserves ‘swift kick in the teeth’

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New York Post columnist Andrea Peyser, notorious for her outrageous quips, believes that troubled actress Lindsay Lohan, sentenced to 90 days in jail, also deserves a “swift kick in the teeth.”

The Rupert Murdoch owned tabloid often uses its editorial pages to blast the “morality” of today’s generation, even though it often showcases profanity and near-pornography to sell papers. Peyser’s column, titled “No, Lindsay, it’s time you ‘F’ yourself,” is featured in an edition which includes on its cover a picture of Lohan’s painted ‘F**ck U’ and a cheesecake shot of the alleged Russian spy nude with “Top Secret” covering her breasts.

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“Enough! Blubbering, bawling mega boob Lindsay Lohan doesn’t deserve a speck of your sympathy or support, nor a dollop of respect,” Peyser writes. “What Linz desperately needs is a swift kick in the teeth, a foot in the backside and a broom with which to clean up her many messes, which I would not touch with a full-body condom.”

After telling a young actress to go “F” herself and suggesting she deserves to be physically assaulted, Peyser explains that she’s upset because Lohan isn’t a role model for young girls.

She’s finished. Over. Once, she was a role model for young ladies, the fresh-faced child star who entered our living rooms and movie theaters with heaps of promise and every opportunity known to man and the creator. Now, she poses a dangerous example to girls everywhere, proving that, with enough money, fame and drugs, one never has to take responsibility for one’s behavior.

In response to Peyser’s column, Jen Carlson at the Gothamist blogs, “Seems like someone didn’t take their meds before putting pen to paper…”

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At the Village Voice, Jen Doll writes, “Have you heard of Andrea Peyser? She’s a “columnist” person for the New York Post, and she likes to get all up in people’s business, especially, for some reason, if they’re women more attractive than her (Ooh, we said it).”

While Hamilton Nolan at Gawker believes, “New York Post sex columnist Andrea Peyser is positively smitten with America’s heartthrob, Lindsay Lohan. It’s so obvious. Andrea’s just like a little kid, spewing false insults at her crush object to cover up her undying love.”

Andrea’s adorable lovelorn hints are so ill-concealed:

As the final insult, she came to court on Tuesday with her left middle fingernail stenciled with the height of obscenities — “f – – k u” — which Lindsay aimed squarely at the judge, spectators and the planet in general. It should have been aimed squarely at Lindsay herself.

See? Andrea Peyser wants to “fuck u,” Lindsay. Call her.

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In the past, Peyser has written about how a cat bludgeoned to death deserved to die (“The stupid cat had it coming”), that a banker suing over sexism is a “boob” because she had breast enhancement surgery (“Debrahlee Lorenzana, the man-hungry, plastic-surgery-addicted, fame-whoring single mom who fantasizes about nailing George Clooney while hoisting a mountainous chest, makes me ashamed to be of the same species, let alone the same sex”), that Rev. Al Sharpton is “the Lady Gaga of the civil-rights movement,” and that “even my nanny agrees” illegals should be deported (“They just want to take from this beautiful country,” she told me. “They don’t want to work. They want to commit crimes or whatever.” Wow.)

For years, the Post used to feature Peyser’s election day columns about how the alleged life-long Democrat was going to vote Republican, but eventually readers stopped falling for the ruse.

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Peyser’s recent book “Celebutards” contained the following blurbs, that clearly show her political ideology:

“With Peyser’s trademark slashing wit and keen eye for liberal hypocrisy, CELEBUTARDS is guaranteed to score a direct hit on pampered Hollywood spokes-persons and other great liberal thinkers.” Ann Coulter

“Andrea Peyser is a godsend, and I can’t start my day without her.”
Sean Hannity

“Andrea Peyser. . .Today’s Worst Person in the World!”
Keith Olbermann

LA Times blogger Richard Winton notes, “Actress Lindsay Lohan wrote Wednesday that an expletive visible on her fingernail during the court hearing where she got 90 days in jail was a joke unrelated to the Beverly Hills case.”

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Lohan wrote on her Twitter account that the vulgarity on her middle fingernail “had nothing to do w/court. It’s an airbrush design from a stencil xx.”

As the actress told Judge Marsha N. Revel on Tuesday that she was taking the probation violation seriously, the expletive was captured by the courtroom photographer. It raised questions about the message she was sending.


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WATCH: John Oliver exposes Trump’s lies about vote-by-mail — and the Fox News ‘cult’ claiming the election is already ‘rigged’

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"Last Week Tonight" host John Oliver's main story Sunday refuted President Donald Trump's latest crusade against vote-by-mail. Trump announced on Twitter that the more people who vote in an election, the more Republicans tend to lose. So, he wants fewer people to have access to the ballot in November, even if people are too scared to go out during the coronavirus crisis.

Oliver called out Missouri Gov. Mike Parson (R-MO), who outright told people not to vote if they were too afraid to vote in the local elections next week.

"Well, hold on there," Oliver interjected. "Voting is a right. It has to be easy to understand and accessible to anyone."

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John Oliver rips Fox News’ Tucker Carlson for urging ‘order’ from people of color — but never demanding it of police

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John Oliver opened his Sunday show, shredding Fox News host Tucker Carlson for uring "order" among protesters, but refusing to urge "order" to police and "wannabe police" who can't stop killing people.

It's a lot, Oliver explained. "How these protests are a response to a legacy of police misconduct, both in Minneapolis and the nation at large and how that misconduct is, itself, built on a legacy of white supremacy that prioritizes the comfort of white Americans over the safety of people of color."

While some of it is complicated, Oliver conceded, most of it is "all too clear."

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Cars set on fire blocks from White House as DC protests turn violent

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The Washington, D.C. protests turned violent as the city approached the 11 p.m. curfew the mayor instituted Sunday afternoon.

The policy of D.C. police is that when they are attacked, they advance forward. So, when fireworks were fired, the line of officers began pushing the protesters back further from the White House. Behind the line of police officers also stand a line of National Guard troops that President Donald Trump has demanded stand watch in the city.

Lights that normally shine on the White House have also been turned off, reporters revealed.

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