Walmart on Black Friday: Scenes from the apocalypse
A Sheriff’s department in western Virginia confirms this morning that a scuffle over a parking spot at a Walmart in Tazewell County resulted in a stabbing, which is, of course, how we know that the holiday shopping season is upon us.
We’re collecting videos and tweets of the Black Friday madness this morning.
We’ll begin in Mayaguez, Puerto Rico, which experienced a stampede for savings!
This video has been popular this morning, showing a manic shopper pushing through a crowd like a fullback sniffing the end zone…
Here’s a scuffle over something — tablets? — which results in an arrest that a Walmart employee doesn’t want filmed…
And here’s a frenzy over some Rachael Ray cookware in Tennessee…
Things were going great for Amy…
Not only is Walmart practically empty, there is SO MUCH STUFF left! Kind of shocked.
— Amy Zeigler (@AmyZig) November 29, 2013
But not so well for this guy…
Went to walmart for nothing…… Fuck…
— Layno (@TheMainEvent13) November 29, 2013
Mom called me and woke me up and had me drive to Walmart because the grill she bought was too big to fit in her car
— Ty (@Ty_Sager) November 29, 2013
A satisfied customer!
Me & @ATV_LIFE450 stood in line at Walmart for 3 tvs for 6 hours. It was totally worth it tho.
— Morgan Renee (@Its_MW_Bro) November 29, 2013
Now this sounds like an odd special…
This Walmart is advertising $9.99 iPads to anyone who throws their baby into a snakepit.
— dulcetry (@dulcetry) November 29, 2013
WALMART SMELLS LIKE BREAKFAST.
— Katievw (@katieveegee) November 29, 2013
i swear my mommy is the best she got us the last tv at Walmart ! merry tristmas to us
— Ororo Munroe (@yosoyklee) November 29, 2013
Maranda’s going in!
About to go into Walmart, pray for me.
— Maranda Phillips (@Marannddaa) November 29, 2013
Hang in there, Kaylyn…
Going on 3 hours in line for iPhone. Walmart get your crap together, I should not be besties with the strangers in line #Survivin
— Kaylyn Popp (@kaylynpopp) November 29, 2013
Now, now, Darth…
I wish my wife was off today so we could go judge assholes at walmart
— Darth BUCN (@LRNeuby) November 29, 2013
They are laughing at me bc I went to Walmart last night and only bought pajamas and socks. Lol.
— Traycee (@traycee30) November 29, 2013
Madness in Quincy…
Now that’s a sister…
— Emily Poe (@em_poe) November 29, 2013
And amid the madness, life goes on…
That awkward moment when you see your ex's parents at Walmart and you look like you just rolled out of bed.
— Shayna Bess (@sheelah_beach) November 29, 2013
A shopper scoffs…
Just overheard two co-workers agreeing together that "how can you not love Wal-Mart?!" Barf. I can think of every reason under the sun.
— El Gev (@inactivedesert) November 29, 2013
Hold it together, Jerod…
— Jerod Keyes (@jerodkeyes) November 29, 2013
Carmen’s life will never be the same…
All I came for was this, walmart you ruined my day and my nephews Christmas I hope you're happy
— Carmen Alvarado (@AvocadoCarmen) November 29, 2013
And some were inspired…
i start a business, make it a walmart-like store or something
— Griz (@YoungGreeezy) November 29, 2013
Injured in the line of duty…
Officer suffers broken wrist as he brakes up brawl between two men at S. Calif Wal-Mart store //t.co/rndJi7Qs1M
— Ventura County Star (@vcstar) November 29, 2013
Someone forgot what day it is…
Last time I ever go into walmart early to get milk.
— Nicccc (@niccystevens) November 29, 2013
Just got into a fight jockeying for position to try and film a Walmart fight
— Anthony Lima (@AnthonyLimaFAN) November 29, 2013
Good old dad…
My sister was crying cause she wanted to go Black Friday shopping so my dad took her to Walmart and told her to pick out anything she wants
— Taylor Peace (@Taylor_Peace9) November 29, 2013
Victory tastes so sweet!
Just made some awesome waffles with my $4.50 waffle iron, courtesy of walmart's #BlackFriday.
— Jessica Montgomery (@jessamonty) November 29, 2013
Aw dad, not here…
No dad your not allow to just start singing in walmart
— Emily Traynor (@emilyytraynor) November 29, 2013
But think of the savings!
Man I really spent 365.76 at walmart last night !!! Wow lol
— Beautiful 3 (@ItsDeejYaBish_) November 29, 2013