This is an actual e-mail sequence that we just had with Nick Searcy, a longtime character actor in Hollywood who is currently playing Chief Deputy U.S. Marshal Art Mullen in Justified. Nick has been in movies (Fried Green Tomatoes, Castaway) and plenty of television series (Easy Money, Seven Days).
We reached out to him once we noticed what a wild Twitter feed Nick has. Below, we've collected some highlights just from the last couple of days, where he calls atheists "pussies" and generally talks like your typical unhinged Internet troll, rather than a Peabody Award-winning actor. But hey, he was endorsed by Rush Limbaugh last year, so he has that going for him.
We thought, since he was so outspoken and rained down invective on people who disagreed with him on Twitter, that Nick might be up for an interview...
RAW: Hey, Nick. I just noticed what a no-holds-barred Twitter feed you have. What a riot. I'd love to do a short piece about you. Got time for a chat?
SEARCY: Frankly, I don't think I trust your website, after looking at it.
RAW: I'm going to put up some of your tweets and let them speak for themselves. I was just curious about what it's like to be an outspoken conservative in Hollywood. It would be great to have your actual response to that.
SEARCY: Are you going to headline it "Teabagger" or "Ultra-con" or "Bigot"?
RAW: How would you describe yourself in your own words?
SEARCY: Not playing. Go back to your hit pieces on Christianity and decent Americans who disagree with you.
Ah well. That's disappointing. We'll let Nick speak for himself in a sampling of his tweets from yesterday and today...
This weekend was rough. I think I took on the entire Juvenile International Atheists Club, one shit-eater at a time. @bitmaelstrom
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014100s of years from now, classes on our Twitter feeds will be taught by leftists, who will call us "fascist."@ChrisLoesch @AdamBaldwin
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014Oh well. I've got the goddamned World Asskissing 20something Atheist Buttbuddy Convention to worry about. @Todd__Kincannon @AdamBaldwin
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014What true gutless anonymous atheist pussy acts this way? Oh that's right, ALL of them. @GodlessTwat
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014I always listen when a shiteating segment in the Human Anonymous Atheist Centipede comments on my eating habits.@Scrivener3 @SunbeamTiger66
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014I am on television, and immensely googleable, you ignorant asshole. Now: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, anonymous internet Pussy? @lackingbelief
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014Whenever I need to know more about how to be godly, I ask a shit-eating anonymous atheist ass like @lackingbelief! @SP4RT4N360 @FanOLiberty
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014Do you often type "lol" after shit you type that no one on Earth would find funny? That's why I'm rich and your life sucks! @Ravens_Claws
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014Talked to @FXNetworks_PR today about coming events & they said, "You get more tweets than anyone. Congrats!" @monsterhunter45 @GodlessTwat
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014There is nothing like being coached in godliness by a chickenshit anonymous atheist twitter pussy who doesn't believe in God! @DeepSearch17
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014Wow, that sounds so profound. I'll bet a fat chick would really swoon if you said something like that to her. @Brimshack @DeepSearch17
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014I can't, @Atheistican, because the audience,writers,&critics all love me, &they send me big fucking checks. @efilnikcufecin7 @lackingbelief
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014You should see my house, no-lister. You would shit your envious anonymous athiest leftist pussy panties and cry. @CoolsomeXD @Atheistican
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014I go to the gun range, boxing class, spin class, &Anonymous Leftist Twitter Douchebag Slapping Class for my therapy, whiner. @RobbieGorlick
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 17, 2014By the way, How many Gutless anonymous Polish internet pussies does it take to screw in a light bulb? @UltraAtheistPL @SecularSurfer
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 18, 2014Actually, it is seriously, I believe, what they long for. They want to be slaves to an Almighty State. They crave asskissing. @Khornishman
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 18, 2014It is not split. It is dead. A @GOP that does not full-throatedly embrace a conservative like @SenTedCruz is simply useless. @jimpook @GOP
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 18, 2014ROMNEY DID NOT WIN BECAUSE HE WOULD NOT FIGHT. @jimpook @GOP @SenTedCruz
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 18, 2014Let's not relive this debacle. But let's REFUSE to let the @GOP force us to accept a losing moderate in 2016. @jimpook @salpie @SAMROD2935
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 18, 2014Call me a racist again! My adopted son of a different race finds that hilarious! @UltraAtheistPL @SecularSurfer
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 18, 2014That's why we are shooting season 5 and guaranteed season six, LOSER. @4wardHaze @Curt_Ames @AJam3013
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 18, 2014You can always tell who the liberal is. He's the one making "gay" jokes while he calls you a racist. @FraksMe @thom_roland @Curt_Ames
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 18, 2014Don't need your support, fat ass! Season 6 guaranteed! YOU SHOULD SEE MY HOUSE! @Curt_Ames @pray_for_life @Markooo70 @SecuLawyer
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 18, 2014That's because ignorant fat asses like you are not worth arguing with. And you're an easy target, you know, because you'e WIDE. @Curt_Ames
— Yes, Nick Searcy! (@yesnicksearcy) February 18, 2014And here's a fun thing Nick did about working out. He's a card.
