Conservative rocker Ted Nugent on Tuesday lashed out at what he called liberal “a gang of punks” on the Internet for accusing him of being a draft dodger, a racist, and a pedophile.
On Tuesday edition of Newsmax’s Mid-point, Nugent explained how excited he was to join host Ed Berliner for an interview.
“My American dream glows so vibrantly, I might squirt through the phone and stain the entire listening audience. God bless America!” Nugent exclaimed.
“That would be awfully messy,” Berliner noted. “I mean, the paper towels we would need would be horrible.”
“You would need more than that,” Nugent quipped. “I’d recommend an Olympic-sized down-filled comforter with a couple of large friends of mine with Louisville Sluggers to ram it elsewhere. My point being, I’m here to share my effervescence because I’m addicted to truth, logic, common sense and the American way.”
Berliner began by saying that he appreciated Nugent’s Outdoor Channel show Spirit of the Wild, but he did not understand why the rocker had to hunt mountain lions.
“Why did you have to kill the mountain lion?” the Newsmax host wondered. “It wasn’t hurting you.”
“When was the last time sushi hurt you?” Nugent shot back. “You don’t use that silliness for a determining factor for balanced biodiversity.”
According to Nugent, “harvesting surplus mountain lions every year” was saving tax dollars because “government shooters” would not have to do it.
“Did you eat the mountain lion?” Berliner pressed.
“The meat in a mountain lion, that’s the other white mean,” Nugent insisted.
When it came to his political views, Nugent said that his rhetoric was “over the edge” because people like President Barack Obama and NBC anchor Brian Williams had created a “goofy planet of the apes America.”