Quantcast
Connect with us

Goofball street thug Dinesh D’Souza is a sad and weird little man in sad and weird ‘gangsta’ video

Published

on

Noted conservative adulterer, “criminal mastermind,” and destroyer of the “nerds are cool” myth, Dinesh D’Souza sat down for an interview and music video (remember those?) with Vanity Fair to discuss his post conviction dual-life as a prison yard badass and pensive beach-strolling philosopher.

Yeah, he’s still a weird and awful little man with delusions of adequacy.

ADVERTISEMENT

D’Souza who is rehabilitating himself by trolling Muslim terrorist Barack Obama SO HARD on The  Facebook and on The Twitter (….or so I hear because he has blocked me because I can’t handle the truth) is a changed man now. A hard embittered man who — following his conviction for election fraud — has looked at life from both sides now and suddenly finds his old friends are acting strange, they shake their heads and say he’s changed. And you would be too if you were doing HARD TIME — when you weren’t taking sundown strolls at La Jolla Shores, which is probably mentioned in his Christian Mingles profile faves along with piña coladas, getting caught in the rain, and sodomy (“If you like piña coladas, and having sex in the butt…” C’mon, you know the words — everybody now.)

I just made that song better. Forever.

You can tell how hard Dinesh’s prison life has been by this very dramatic and symbolic opening shot of a plastic bag trapped by razor wire:

dinesh_plasticbag

ADVERTISEMENT

… .just like Dinesh was in his crazy legal nightmare because The Man was trying to keep him down.

And you know it is serious, because the accompanying music wasn’t Katy Perry’s gangsta classic Fireworks (“Do you ever feel like a plastic bag. Drifting through the wind, wanting to start again?) although the parallels are chilling and probably not a coincidence.

ADVERTISEMENT

Here is Dinesh making his prison bunky his bitch by stone-cold chilling him the hell out by dropping rhymes about his street crimez:

D’Souza tells Peretz that on his first night in the center, his 400-pound bunkmate struck up a conversation: “He goes, ‘Hey, man, what are you in for?’ I go, ‘Campaign-finance violation.’ He goes, ‘What the fuck does that mean?’ I go, ‘Well, my friend was running for the Senate, and I gave her too much money. I raised money for her in the wrong way.’ So he goes, ‘Shit! Can you raise money for me?’ I go, ‘No.’ Then there was the mandatory rape class, which was about ‘establishing that all of us have a right not to be raped.’ Very reassuring.”

Also, too: no piña coladas because this is about rehabilitation, not some fancy-pants country club white collar resort-jail.

ADVERTISEMENT

Well it was, kind of, but shut-up.

But now Dinesh is out and, despite his Mandela-like incarceration, he’s not gonna stop dropping truths on America because that is how he rolls and he is serving notice to the Justice Department that he is down with capital G-O-P and, boys, you can’t fuck with me.

Just ask 400-pound bunky…

ADVERTISEMENT

Watch the video below, from Vanity Fair:

Enjoy this piece?

… then let us make a small request. Like you, we here at Raw Story believe in the power of progressive journalism — and we’re investing in investigative reporting as other publications give it the ax. Raw Story readers power David Cay Johnston’s DCReport, which we've expanded to keep watch in Washington. We’ve exposed billionaire tax evasion and uncovered White House efforts to poison our water. We’ve revealed financial scams that prey on veterans, and legal efforts to harm workers exploited by abusive bosses. We’ve launched a weekly podcast, “We’ve Got Issues,” focused on issues, not tweets. And unlike other news outlets, we’ve decided to make our original content free. But we need your support to do what we do.

Raw Story is independent. You won’t find mainstream media bias here. We’re not part of a conglomerate, or a project of venture capital bros. From unflinching coverage of racism, to revealing efforts to erode our rights, Raw Story will continue to expose hypocrisy and harm. Unhinged from billionaires and corporate overlords, we fight to ensure no one is forgotten.

We need your support to keep producing quality journalism and deepen our investigative reporting. Every reader contribution, whatever the amount, makes a tremendous difference. Invest with us in the future. Make a one-time contribution to Raw Story Investigates, or click here to become a subscriber. Thank you. Click to donate by check.

Enjoy this piece?

… then let us make a small request. Like you, we here at Raw Story believe in the power of progressive journalism — and we’re investing in investigative reporting as other publications give it the ax. Raw Story readers power David Cay Johnston’s DCReport, which we've expanded to keep watch in Washington. We’ve exposed billionaire tax evasion and uncovered White House efforts to poison our water. We’ve revealed financial scams that prey on veterans, and efforts to harm workers exploited by abusive bosses. We’ve launched a weekly podcast, “We’ve Got Issues,” focused on issues, not tweets. Unlike other news sites, we’ve decided to make our original content free. But we need your support to do what we do.

Raw Story is independent. You won’t find mainstream media bias here. We’re not part of a conglomerate, or a project of venture capital bros. From unflinching coverage of racism, to revealing efforts to erode our rights, Raw Story will continue to expose hypocrisy and harm. Unhinged from corporate overlords, we fight to ensure no one is forgotten.

We need your support to keep producing quality journalism and deepen our investigative reporting. Every reader contribution, whatever the amount, makes a tremendous difference. Invest with us in the future. Make a one-time contribution to Raw Story Investigates, or click here to become a subscriber. Thank you.



Report typos and corrections to: [email protected]. Send news tips to: [email protected].
READ COMMENTS - JOIN THE DISCUSSION
Continue Reading

Breaking Banner

Here are 11 of the most punchable faces of 2017

Published

on

By

Remember back when 2016 began and the world held so much promise and then a bunch of people in the Midwest got mad at Hillary Clinton because she didn't visit their state fair, eat a corn dog and admire their butter cow so they decided to toss a match in the septic tank by voting for Donald Trump to "shake things up"?

That, among other reasons, is how we got to where we are now in Trump Year One: Like A Plague, But Kinda Worse.

It has been a very weird year compared to the past few to the point where someone like Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Zodiac Killer) is barely a blip on our screen because he seems sort of "meh" compared to the daily tsunami of Trump atrocities that have us drowning in depression -- and depending upon Robert Mueller and Zoloft (Ask your doctor if ZOLOFT is right for you) to pull us through.

Continue Reading

Breaking Banner

WATCH LIVE: Sarah Huckabee Sanders holds WH briefing as Trump squabbles with Gold Star families

Published

on

As President Donald Trump's administration squabbles with the family of Sgt. La David Johnson and Rep. Frederica Wilson (D-FL) over the president's ham-handed attempt to offer condolences to Johnson's widow, many people are failing to ask why U.S. Army Green Berets were in Niger at all.

White House Press Secretary Sarah Sanders is expected to receive questions about Niger and more queries about the administration's decision to go on the warpath against Wilson with false charges about a 2015 speech.

Continue Reading
 

Breaking Banner

‘Slaves built the US the way cows built McDonald’s’ — and other historical ‘facts’ from Katie McHugh

Published

on

By

Katie McHugh was fired from Breitbart News on Monday after she wrote on Twitter that "there would be no deadly terror attacks in the U.K. if Muslims didn't live there" after a terror attack in London.

Below is an article about McHugh's from 2015. As you can see for yourself, she had a history of racist Twitter rants:

It must be very liberating to be a conservative right now. With fifteen GOP candidates still vying for a job that will never be hired for -- now that Rick Perry finally looks like the smart one by saying "Laters, losers" -- crazy talk wins the hearts and minds of the conservative base and everyone is doing it.

Continue Reading
 
 

Thank you for whitelisting Raw Story!

As a special thank you, from now until August 31st, we're offering you a discounted rate of $5.99/month to subscribe and get ad-free access. We're honored to have you as a reader. Thank you. :) —Elias, Membership Coordinator
LEARN MORE
close-link
close-image