CollegeHumor.com crushes it once again with this video that’s quickly going viral, calling Donald Trump “Mr. Grinch” and changing the words to the famous song from the Dr. Seuss classic.
The video walks through some of the most egregious things Trump has said over the course of his candidacy. Some of the best lines include:
“You’re as racist as a klansmen dipped in dumb misguided zeal.”
“You’re a monster, Mr. Trump You say Muslims are uncontrolled. Claim they cheered on 9/11, now you want to ban them all… Donald Truuuuuump! I wouldn’t touch you despite your 39 and a half percent lead in the polls!”
The video also features Trump’s comments from his announcement speech this past summer, where he said that Mexican immigrants are all rapists. “You say you want to build a wall and make Hispanics pay it all… Mr. Truuuump…”
About halfway through, the song abruptly stops as the lyrics present the choices between Trump and Carson. The singer is suddenly disgusted wondering if the two are really the only options. He asks if we’re actually doing more harm than good by highlighting Trump’s bad side since far too many in the right-wing seem to be so attracted to it.
Then there’s Trump’s sexism. As the Trump “Grinch” leans out of his frame on a faux Fox News screen there’s a blond anchor that he hands a box of tampons. He mocked the disabled reporter, called Carly Fiorina ugly and insulted Senator John McCain.
An adorable bear in a suit as a debate moderator insults him in the most perfect way: “Your candidacy is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable and you probably disapprove of this song because it’s about Christmas, but it’s not religious enough. Even though YOU don’t really care! Jesus f*cking Christ!”
Japan wants to dump Fukushima radioactive water into ocean
Japan's top government spokesman slapped down the environment minister on Tuesday after he said there was "no other option" but to release radioactive water from the crippled Fukushima nuclear power plant into the ocean.
"It is not true that we have decided on the disposal method," Chief Cabinet Minister Yoshihide Suga told reporters after Environment Minister Yoshiaki Harada's comments earlier in the day.
The operator, Tokyo Electric Power Co. (TEPCO), is storing more than one million tonnes of contaminated water in tanks at the site of Fukushima Daiichi Plant that was wrecked by the 2011 earthquake, tsunami and nuclear meltdown.
Here’s one big reason why Trump is having a white-hot meltdown over the Fed not dropping interest rates
President Donald Trump has a personal conflict-of-interest that may be impacting his decisions in his public feud with Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell.
"President Trump stands to save millions of dollars annually in interest on outstanding loans on his hotels and resorts if the Federal Reserve lowers rates as he has been demanding, according to public filings and financial experts," The Washington Post reported Saturday.
Trump approves of North Korea missile tests: ‘I have no problem’ because they’re just ‘short-range missiles’
On Thursday, in conversation with reporters, President Donald Trump said that he had 'no problem' with North Korea's new round of missile tests.
"Short-range missiles, we never made an agreement on that," said Trump. "I have no problem, we'll see what happens, but these are short-range missiles. They're very standard."
The thought that short-range missiles would still be capable of hitting our allies in the region, like South Korea and Japan, does not seem to have occurred to him.
Trump says he has "no problem" with North Korea testing missiles because they are just "short-range missiles" that are "very standard." pic.twitter.com/fdKtQ6yrBE