Christie criticizes Trump! But is it a self-serving fake?
NJ Gov. Chris Christie, businessman Donald Trump (Gage Skidmore/Flickr, AFP)

After two days of soul searching, Gov. Chris Christie on Tuesday hopped off Donald Trump's lap long enough to say that bragging about sexual assault is indeed a bad thing. But then he hopped right back on, snuggling up to his "close friend" and saying that he still supported him, despite it all. "The hardest thing…