Discussing the latest entirely-unwanted revelations about President Donald Trump's alleged sexual encounters with adult film star Stormy Daniels, The Late Show's Stephen Colbert pinpointed the worst aspects of the story.
Daniels still hasn't made any public statements about her allegedly year-long affair with Trump that began in 2006 (save for a strange statement from the president's lawyer to the Wall Street Journal), but she has, Colbert noted, announced she will be dancing at a club in the host's home state of South Carolina as part of her "Making America Horny Again" tour.
America, the host quipped, could use some help in the bedroom because "the biggest possible turn-off is imagining Donald Trump having sex."
Nonetheless, those very details about the president's antics came from past communications from Daniels, including that the former reality TV star with his face on the cover.
"He got spanked, but I feel like I'm being punished," the host mused.
Colbert gave Trump credit, however, because "it is not easy to maintain an ego that big while being sexually submissive."
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The details from Trump's tryst with porn star Stormy Daniels are out, and they deserve to be on Forbes' list of 30 Most Disturbing... #LSSC pic.twitter.com/P6SEg6Htcj
— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) January 19, 2018
