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Stephen Colbert's Our Cartoon President dropped a new video on Friday, and it's a great one.
In this bit, Cartoon Trump sits down to interview with Cartoon Anderson Cooper, who asks him about his alleged affair with porn Stormy Daniels months after he married Melania, or, as cartoon Cooper has to explain, "the foreign one, with the brown hair."
So why did Daniels get $130,000?
"The money was consolation for missing out on the most intense orgasmic sexual awakening of her life," Trump says.
Anderson then gets down to the most important questions in America right now.
"Does Stormy Daniels have compromising photos and videos of you, and how much are you looking forward to seeing Mike Pence's face when they'e released?" he asks.
Watch below.