An armed robbery in Oregon went awry when the robber declined to "fuck with" the owner.
The owner of Str8vaping in Gresham, Oregon, was working the counter when a man wearing a blue mask and holding a large knife came into the shop.
"F*ck you, dude!" the owner yelled. "You wanna f*ck with me?"
"No, I don't want to f*ck with you," the robber says, meekly.
"You better f*cking run!" the shop owner says, chasing the would-be robber.
The video is so absurd that you might think it's fake.
Not so, the shop says.
"That's 100 percent real my friend," said a man who answered the phone at the shop. "We've been broken into before but we've never had anyone try to rob us."