Stephen Colbert's Our Cartoon President took on Trump's uneasy relationship with evangelicals in a skit that finds Trump in bed watching television with Melania.
Cartoon Anderson Cooper comes on to discuss a scandal that erupts when the alternate reality Trump gets caught on a hot mic committing the biggest religious gaffe since Reagan armed the Taliban.
"Was that Joseph guy a putz, or what?" the pretend Trump says. "Clearly, he wasn't taking care of Mary's needs. I mean, if God knocked up my wife, he'd never doink again. I'd cut off God's penis."
Watch the hilarious skit below.