Donald Trump did not attend the 2018 White House Correspondents Dinner, instead holding a rally in rural Michigan to steel himself before watching staffers who went in his place get brutally roasted.
But what if he did have the guts to go? Stephen Colbert's "Our Cartoon President" imagined just that scenario, sending cartoon Trump to sing a song for his favorite reporter, Maggie Haberman.
"Can you believe the lying fake media invited me again to the White House Correspondents Dinner? I mean, you don't see the Central Park Five inviting me to brunch?" he asks.
Just like the real dinner, Sarah "Cousin Huckabee" Sanders got roasted.
"Sir, are you sure you don't want me to go in your place?" she asks. "The press corps loves me and my Reece Witherspoon-like Southern charm."