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Here are 5 of the most humiliating moments in Ted Cruz’s Senate campaign

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Offering some midterms analysis during a September 17 appearance on Charles Ellison’s radio program, “Reality Check,” on WURD-AM/FM (a liberal/progressive African-American talk station in Philadelphia), Dr. G.S. Potter (founder of the Strategic Institute of Intersectional Policy) declared that if Democrat Beto O’Rourke manages to defeat Sen. Ted Cruz in the Texas Senate race, he will likely be running for president of the United States eventually. Potter asserted that anyone who is capable of defeating an incumbent GOP senator in a state as Republican-dominated as Texas is obviously a very charismatic and aggressive campaigner—and Cruz is worried by recent polls, which show him only slightly ahead of O’Rourke. In response, Cruz has been resorting to some incredibly silly attacks—for example, claiming that O’Rourke wants to ban barbecue in Texas, or attacking him for having once played in a punk band. The more threatened Cruz feels by O’Rourke, the sillier his attacks have become.

Here are five of the silliest, most pathetic and laughable moments in Cruz’ campaign for reelection.

1. Cruz Claims That Beto O’Rourke Will Outlaw Barbecue in Texas

Beto O’Rourke is hardly a vegetarian, let alone a vegan. He has publicly consumed cheeseburgers more than once during his senatorial campaign, and the El Paso native (who speaks Spanish fluently) is known for loving Mexican food—including tacos of the carnivorous variety. But that hasn’t stopped Cruz from trying to link O’Rourke with veganism. After members of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) demonstrated outside of a Cruz event on September 15, Cruz claimed that they were representative of O’Rourke’s campaign and declared, “If Texas elects a Democrat, they’re going to ban barbecue across the state of Texas.” And on Twitter, Cruz posted, “If Beto wins, BBQ will be illegal.”

2. Cruz Attacked O’Rourke for Having Once Played in a Punk Band

Back in the 1990s, O’Rourke played bass in a Texas-based punk band called Foss—and Cruz recently attacked him for that, claiming that it makes him unqualified to run for the U.S. Senate. It was one of the dumbest moments in Cruz’ campaign, as Democrat Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (who will be going to the U.S. House of Representatives in 2019 if she defeats Republican Anthony Pappas in Queens and the Bronx on November 6) pointed out. In an August 30 post on Twitter, Ocasio-Cortez  asserted, “Why is the GOP so corny? You can front a band and run for office. You can pierce your nose, be a bartender, a teacher, a stay-at-home parent; wear a dress or rip your jeans. None of this disqualifies you from advancing the fight for healthcare, education, housing and justice.”

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3. Cruz Was Mocked Unmercifully for Terrible Alabama Parody

Back in March—after O’Rourke won the Democratic senatorial nomination in Texas—Cruz responded with an attack ad that parodied Alabama’s 1984 country-rock hit “If You’re Gonna Play in Texas, You Gotta Have a Fiddle in the Band.” Cruz kept the melody, substituting Alabama’s original lyrics with claims that O’Rourke favored open borders and outlawing all guns. Even by Cruz’ standards, it was a pathetic ad—so pathetic that everyone from Stephen Colbert to The Young Turks’ Cenk Uygur mocked him unmercifully for it.

4. Cruz Criticizes O’Rourke for Using a Latino First Name

Cruz has attacked O’Rourke for using a Latino nickname (Beto is short for “Roberto” en español), implying that it shows that Robert “Beto” O’Rourke isn’t a real American. But resorting to that type of xenophobic nonsense is ironic in light of the fact that Cruz is a light-skinned Latino of Cuban descent. The Texas senator was born Raphael Cruz, Jr. in Calgary, Canada on December 22, 1970—and his father, Raphael Cruz, Sr., was an immigrant from Cuba.

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5. Cruz Is Begging for President Trump’s Help in Texas

Cruz doesn’t like what he’s been seeing in recent polls, which show O’Rourke trailing him by only 1% (Emerson College), 4% (NBC News/Marist) (4%) or 2%(Texas Lyceum). And he has responded by begging President Trump to campaign for him in Texas, which is absolutely pathetic in light of how nasty things became when Cruz and Trump were competing in the 2016 GOP presidential primary. Trump repeatedly called Cruz “Lyin’ Ted,” sometimes insulting Cruz’ wife in the process—and Trump, pandering to the Christian Right, even told a crowd in Iowa that evangelicals couldn’t trust Cruz because of his Cuban heritage. But Cruz is willing to forgive all that nastiness if Trump will visit Texas and help save him from the possibility of an O’Rourke victory.

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People are calling Denver’s newest city council member a communist — but she’d rather be called an anarchist

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On April 10, Candi CdeBaca’s 33rd birthday, Denver’s second “bomb cyclone” of the year brought snow and heavy wind, and knocked out power in some areas, including at CdeBaca’s house in Elyria-Swansea. When CdeBaca, then a Denver City Council candidate, finally got power back and turned on her phone, she saw she had an unusually high number of missed calls and messages. Birthday wishes, she assumed.

“There was a death threat,” she said. “There were two of them within an hour. One of them said, ‘I was trained to kill commie shit like you.’”

The context: At a candidate forum on April 7, CdeBaca offered some remarks that, to many, sounded like she was advocating a Communist form of government.

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Iran says new ‘mentally retarded’ Trump sanctions mean ‘permanent closure’ of diplomacy

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Iran said Tuesday that new US sanctions targeting its supreme leader meant a “permanent closure” of diplomacy, while the country’s president labelled the White House “mentally retarded” as tensions between Tehran and Washington escalated.

US President Donald Trump signed an executive order imposing the sanctions against Iran's Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei on Monday, taking a dramatic and unprecedented step to increase pressure on Iran after Tehran’s downing of an American drone last week.

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‘Dangerous linguistic power’: A historian explains how Trump weaponizes nicknames

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Is Donald Trump the modern day Earl Long?

A three-time Louisiana governor, Long mastered the art of political ridicule seven decades ago by weaponizing nicknames. The hilarious names Long pinned on his rivals, and the rollicking stories he told about them, riveted audiences bored by puffed-up rhetoric.

While Long’s stunts may be remembered as silly hijinks, there was a sly, often deadly serious, purpose to his technique. He used it to get voters to laugh at his foes and to put them on the defensive––a place politicians never want to be. Tucked within Long’s jests were razor-sharp attacks aimed at exploiting opposition weaknesses––hidden swords inside a pea-patch cloak.

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